Abt: Theo gets pancakes, Boris swears up and down he doesn’t want any but Theo knows him very well.

i quite literally wrote this while eating some, Also this takes place as them as adults. Short because I like making short drabbles.

Boris restlessly sitting and shuffling around, Humming some random tune, Reading signs he’s never noticed outside the restaurant before, Waiting to what has felt like hours for Theo to come back to the car.

The conversation beforehand was that Theo said he was gonna stop and get something. “ Are you sure you don’t want anything Boris?” He would ask a good 5 times because Boris would always say no, Then beg Theo for a bite of food when they got home. That “ bite” would turn into 2. Then 3. Then just taking the whole plate of food.

He groans and turns to the side window seeing where Theo was, Lucky for him it looks like he just finished paying so he will probably have to wait a whole another eternity until Theo returns. Then he see Theo walk out of the crowded place to the car.

A slight knocking on the window and a wave from Theo causes Boris to smile thinking that he wouldn’t suffer for another 10 long minutes. Theo opens the door and leans down “ They said they shouldn’t take long, Judging from the line and how mad the worker sounded we’re gonna be here for a longgg while.” He says chuckling and getting in the car.

“ Potter, How could you leave me here! It feels like I’ve been here for weeks, days, months years..” Boris says being dramatic and grabbing his chest like he’s dying. “ Oh stop being a crybaby its only been like.. I don’t know but I know it hasn’t been long”. Theo adjusts his glasses once again cause they never stayed on properly, Even when they were kids.

“ So how many did you get?” “ What do you mean?” Theo having no idea on what Boris was hinting at, “ Pancakes… Like how many exactly not that I want any just curious on American size portions”. Boris says smirking at the last part. “ Ok first of all, gross. Second of all I only got one order of pancakes and I don’t want you being all grabby when I come back with them”.

Theo says while getting ready to get out because it seems like they should be done by now for “two” little pancakes. Boris groans loudly at what Theo said cause he actually really wanted some but didn’t wanna burden Theo.

Until he sees Theo walks out with two bags, Boris’s eyes practically light up when he looks out the window. He rolls it down and shouts, causing some people passing by to just stare and push their kids to hurry inside. “ Potter! My guardian angel has arrived!” He shouts.

Theo laughing walking all the way to the car, With Boris already hanging out the window he gives him his plate of cakes. “ I know you Boris, I wouldn’t just get some for myself cause I know YOU would just take it all” Getting a infamous “HA” out of him just like when he was a kid.

“ Thank you potter, makes me feel happy inside, really.”

🎀Theo breaks down to Boris after a series of bad days and Boris helps him through it

🎀warnings + stuff: slight angst, mentions of addictions, fluffy ending though, lowkey is a vent fic ..

Theo walks in the room, slamming the door while he’s at it and flopping straight on the bed not even taking off his glasses making Boris jump nearly dropping the book he was reading.

“Jesus potter you scared me”. Boris says until he hears sniffling coming from the blankets. “ Potter? Is everything ok? Did I sound too harsh because you didn’t scare me that bad”. Theo gets up and turns around, eyes puffy and glossy from him crying recently just starts sobbing again. He tries to get words out but all that would come out is tears from his eyes.

Boris knew Theo cried but he’s never seen him cry this.. much. He cups Theo’s face with his hand “ Potter, please tell me what’s wrong..” He says anxiously but softly. Theo manages to muster out some words but Boris could try and figure out what he meant “ My.. dad.. he said he wouldn’t .. and school and Xandra.. you also”.

Boris didn’t know what to do with this information. He couldn’t tell if Theo was mad at him or he did something wrong, so he just pulls Theo in his arms laying on his chest. He knew this would calm him down slightly cause he does it when Theo has nightmares. Theo still sniffling, but with no new tears atleast finally can say what is wrong.

“My dad said he stopped drinking, when he drinks he turns into a different person and he’s promised me he would stop. Xandra doesn’t care and I don’t think both of them even care at all, they’re always leaving..” He stops for a moment biting his lip so he wouldn’t start crying again “ It’s ok potter, I understand how you feel, I’m here”. Boris says rubbing circles on his back. Theo’s breathing slows a little and he starts explaining again.

“ Ok.. and school has always been bad but it’s been worse, I can’t focus because I’m always worried something will happen to you while I’m gone cause you don’t show up sometimes.. like I’ve seen what drugs do to people Boris, I don’t want.. I don’t want you to end up like him” Theo’s voice cracking because the thought of Boris becoming like his dad… unrecognizable would pain Theo.

Boris, almost tearing up from what Theo said as he continued, “ Like doing stuff with you is fun!.. but I’m afraid you’ll get addicted and you might do it too much and overdose and I wouldn’t know what to do and”- Theo is stopped when Boris leans in and presses a kiss on his lips.

“ I didn’t know you cared for me like that potter, but I am not going anywhere.. I promise.” He says laughing a bit trying to lighten the mood. “ promise me?” Theo says kind of nervous about the response. “ I promise potter, cross my heart even!” He crosses his heart to make it genuine

“ and if you want I can start coming to school again, Plus it’s been very boring only reading Harry Potter all day. It isn’t very good not the same without you ” Theo laughs and wipes his eyes and glasses while Boris helps him accidentally poking him in the eye with his thumb and getting a poke in the eye back, causing a poke war between the two.

After a few minutes of that, they both stare at each other with Theo breaking the silence “ I’m sorry.” Boris looking confused as to what Theo was apologizing for Theo continued “ Like I am sorry for worrying you or maybe hurting you about what I said about you doing all these crazy drugs which are very cool, but maybe there should be a limit cause what if you get way too high”- Boris simply admiring at Theo’s talkative state cant help to just put both of his palms on his cheeks and start peppering kisses on Theo’s face.

“ Boris! this is not the time!.” Theo semi giggling causing once again, another poking war with Theo trying to get Boris off.

abt: Boris and Theo make a trip to the grocery store and they are having way too much fun

“You hungry?” Theo rolls his eyes at the question because what does Boris think? they’ve only had sugar and bread today and it’s around lunch so yes, he would be hungry.

“ No I’m not hungry at all Boris” He says sarcastically but Boris isn’t the best in understanding that he wasn’t serious. “ Alright then was just asking..” He mumbles, lighting a cigarette hanging in his mouth.

“I was kidding, I’m fucking starving”. Theo says walking around the kitchen opening the cabinets which has the same things that were there 10 minutes ago when he checked. “ No use in checking potter, the food won’t magically appear”.

Then Theo had a bright idea “Do you.. like pizza?” Theo asks while putting on his jacket. “ I do, but where are we gonna get pizza here? I don’t even think they deliver to this place!” Boris laughs and puts out the cigarette he had. He wasn’t wrong but there was a nearby grocery store.

“ We can just go to the store nearby and pick up a frozen one, I have like 12 dollars so it shouldn’t be that much.. unless you wanna starve and complain about it to me tonight”. Boris smiles at Theo’s witty comment “ Ok potter fine, but no thin crust pizza it’s too crunchy and just the texture is gross” .

They began their journey and it was pretty chilly somehow, considering it was January or maybe just to Theo. Boris seemed unbothered but Theo couldn’t feel his fingers almost. Boris noticed and grabbed his hand and kept walking like it was nothing. Theo would normally pull his hand away in public but it was actually kind of nice and kept his hand warm so he didn’t mind this time.

“ Potter Potter look!” Boris sounding like a kid in a toy store pointed towards the grocery store and dragged Theo along like his life depended on it, Theo nearly tripping on the ground “ ok ok Boris calm down its not going anywhere” Theo laughing and not really worried about the cold that made his nose and cheeks red. “ Rudolph!” Boris exclaimed putting one of his cold fingers on Theo’s nose. “ You’re nose is red too! You can’t say anything about me”. They both chuckle and walk into the supermarket.

Theo grabs a cart and pushes it when Boris stops him. “ Potter I have a idea, get in the cart” Theo raised an eyebrow at what he says but gets in anyway. Boris then pushes the cart at nearly full speed with the shorter boy still in it causing him to grab to the sides of the cart. “ Boris you’re gonna crash into something!” Boris laughs then slows down near the frozen isle.

Theo reaches and opens the freezer door and goes straight for the pizza with pineapple and pepperoni on it until Boris comes and slaps his hand. “ OW what the fuck was that for!” rubbing his hand. “ Potter I love you, but there is no way I’m letting you make us shit pizza”. He then grabs a generic cheese pizza and tosses it in the cart which causes Theo to scoff loudly.

“ What’s wrong with pineapples on pizza it’s good”. “ There are many things that I cannot name at this moment, now where is the candy isle”. Boris says pushing the cart down while Theo groans but doesn’t mind cheese pizza that well, He just thinks it’s bland.

Boris then stops at the candy isle looking around at all the different sweets skittles, Hershey bars, mnms, he was in heaven and somehow wanted them all despite having sweet sandwiches earlier. “ I don’t think I have enough for candy, the pizza itself costed 10 bucks”. Boris chuckles and grabs a snickers bar and puts it in his coat pocket. “ Who said you had to pay for them, what do you want?”.

“ I don’t think we should being stealing.. but I’ll take the nerds” Theo says smiling slightly. “ Nerds… it suits you” Boris says smirking and slipping the box into his other pocket. Theo punches him jokingly in the chest. They arrive to checkout and scan the pizza box, Theo worried that the alarms may go off and then the entire fbi would be there because of the candy Boris took.

They make it out and Boris hands Theo his candy while putting away the cart. Theo opening the box of nerds and grabs a handful and puts it in his mouth. “ Do you want some?” Boris nods and grabs a single nerd and throws it up and catches it in his mouth. Theo amazed tries doing it and ends up failing aswell Boris gasping for air at his attempt.

They make it back to the house and Theo puts the pizza in the oven while Boris is busy running around with popchyk. “ Potter I taught popchyk a trick watch”. Boris raises his finger and popchyk stands and high fives it with his paw. Theo amazed “ teach me, that’s kind of cool”

Boris grabs Theo’s hand a bends all the other fingers slowly instead of his index finger and guides it in front of Popchyk up and down but again very slow. Popchyk raises on his hind legs and paw fives Theo’s finger. They do this for a good 10 minutes until they smell something burning.

“ it’s still good while being charcoal. Better then pineapple” Boris says taking another crunchy bite of the burnt pizza. “ Yes, but you know our stomachs are gonna be in pain right.” Theo says in a almost serious but still lighthearted tone.

abt: based off one of my headcanons I came up with, basically boris taking photos of theo when he was drunk. ( I haven’t wrote a fic since like middle school so I am so sorry if it’s this trash T_T, also I’ve noticed a lack of boreo fics on this app, ok I’ll shut up now)

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“ Potter, your glasses are on upside down!” Boris chuckles while attempting to get up from the bed covered with vodka bottles, a bunch of random chip bags, and Theo’s legs resting on his lap.

“ I don’t feel them? i think you’re pretty delusional boris.. because I don’t think my glasses are on my face.” He says while putting his hands on his eyes, somehow too high or drunk even to tell he’s wearing them. Boris could easily tell cause Theo gets stupid when drunk and his face has a light pinkish blush on it.

“ dumbass they are on your face, you’re pretty drunk potter.” Boris says while playfully knocking Theo’s head with his knuckles, then he gets an idea and manages to get out the bed.

“ hey! If I am drunk who’s fault is that? I didn’t bring the vodka you know.” Theo reaches and crawls over to attempt and punch Boris’s arm, but fails when misses the whole arm despite being right there and falls and slumps on the floor in defeat. Boris simply laughs like a manic.

Boris cannot take him seriously because he can say normal sentences but they all have a funny slurred voice to it, almost a bubbly voice at that. Plus he likes drunk Theo because he seems kind of more happier then when he is sober.

“ You didn’t bring the vodka but you got the Jack Daniels from your dads cabinet. Did you not?” Boris says while walking over to his closet which only has a few black or dark colored outfits. He reaches his arm up to one of the shelves effortlessly and pulls down a white Polaroid camera. Which seems to haven’t been used for anything.

“ hey potter, say сыр!” *click* Theo very unaware of what even just happened within the last maybe 10 seconds had a stunned, but funny look on his face. “ lemme see lemme see, I wanna see!” Theo attempting to see but the taller boy holding the polaroid picture up high. “ ah ah say please”.

“ You fucker just show me the goddamn photo!” Theo at this point is trying to climb up Boris to see it and they both end up falling to the ground, popper comes running in to see the commotion. “ Look what you did potter, popchyk is confused now”. Theo and Boris laugh at what just occurred and Boris faces Theo and shows him the picture.

“ Jesus do I really look like that?” Boris chuckles once more and fixes Theo’s crooked glasses. “ Don’t worry potter you are just fine, your glasses were just very crooked. Let’s take another.” Boris gets the camera and faces it towards them, Popchyk crawls on Theo’s chest and lays there aswell while Theo softly pets him. * click click* then they both sit up.

Boris pulls out the Polaroid and stares with a slight blush on his cheeks, They are laying on the carpet with Theo laying on his shoulder slightly with a small smile on his face, his eyes glossy you can tell even with his glasses on, wearing Boris’s iconic cat shirt and with popper laying there too.

Boris turns to face Theo who I was also staring or starstruck even like he’s never see a photo before in his life. Him on the other hand was staring at Boris, his dark curls slightly coming down on his face with a giant smile, he could point out almost every freckle on his face if he wanted too.

“ You can keep it” Boris says snapping Theo out of his staring. “ Oh.. no it’s ok you can keep it Boris, it’s a very nice picture” pushing Boris’s hand back. Theo turns away slightly trying to hide the warmth creeping up to his cheeks more. Boris is actually pretty amused on how Theo is getting flustered but it’s probably the alcohol.

*click* Boris took this as a moment of opportunity to take a picture of him. Facing his head away sitting criss cross with his hands still on the dogs head and the lighting from the lamp gives it a warm tone. Theo stunned again rolls his eyes. “ Can I use the camera now?” Boris hand him the camera watching how he struggles to figure out how to use it. *click* *click* “ how the fuck do you work this thing!” Boris cannot stop laughing, at this rate his stomach will be sore tomorrow from how much he is laughing tonight.

“ potter do you need help.” “ no I can do it.” He eventually figures it out and by then Boris already lit a cigarette. *click* Theo pulled out the photo and it was Boris laying up on the bedside with a cigarette between his two fingers, you could even seen the smoke from the cig in the picture too. “ wow.” “ Is it bad potter?” With the cigarette still in hand

Theo shows him the photo and Boris smiles at it. “ hey, you could be a future photographer it’s nice.” Theo smiles wide “ I wanna keep this one, you look pretty.” He grabs a nearby marker and marks it, dumbass Boris. They both roll around laughing the whole night accumulating a bunch of photos from one of them drinking vodka bottles, cigarettes between fingers, even some of them having fun with popchyk, or just goofy pictures of one another.

The last photo of the night is Theo at 3am, in the moonlight, wrapped up in blankets sleeping peacefully with popchyk right beside him. “ I think I like this one the most” Boris says hoping not to wake Theo. He sets the camera down along with all the photos from it on the desk right beside the bed, then lays down and closes his eyes with a faint smile on his face.