dante remembered when anchorage hadn't been so fluffy. when the man hadn't been bogged down by the trials and tribulations of fatherhood. he preferred the new look, and had grown rather fond of that dad bod. there was nothing sexier than fatherhood, and anchorage wore it well. dante didn't need to be protected, but he welcomed the additional manpower. dante was more than capable of taking care of himself. being a half-demon he could contend with the zombies and bats easier than most. but his citizens, however, were much more fragile. dante couldn't just allow his adoring public to be eaten alive, not when they had generously elected him back into office. they would be enraptured by dante sticking his neck out for them, securing their vote. " one of those umbrella things? " dante furrows a brow, wrinkling his nose at the gore and viscera dripping onto his carpet. he was going to have to get laureano to hire a cleaner to whip the place back together once this was all over. "--and no bites or blood. the bitching might still happen. depending." he allows the man to reach forward and grab at him. dante has no objections when it comes to a big burly man treat him so roughly. " how about you? I don't think those guys will inject you, but I'm squeamish. so if you've got a bite you have to tell me. " dante stops anchorage, setting a hand on the bottom heft of his belly.
🐂 ⸻ anchorage does not cease manhandling the mayor even as the explanation escapes him. “you know. one of those things used to clean off wet umbrellas. i stick the hammer in and drag it out to clear off all the unwanted blood and gore.” automation would save him the trouble of primping and polishing the gunk-consumed weapon whenever he had a moment or ten to spare. the hordes had not been decreasing in size despite how often the heroes and villains united to take out the mutual enemies en masse and anchorage did not care for cleaning out the collective gunk from between the narrowest nooks and crannies. his fingers were far too fat and pudgy for such intricate and careful work without the added benefit of tools.
“not a bite. not a scratch.” anchorage made a show - perhaps a little juvenile considering his age - of raising up both of his massive arms and flexing the muscles barely hidden beneath the binding of his exo-armour. “with all this padding there is zero chance any of those demonic freaks could break through to the skin.” probably. he couuld have afforded to commit to more testing before breaking it out into the field, but there was not a whole lot of time between re-joining the sovereign seven and this whole eternal night fiasco. he did not hate how his compressed gut felt against the mayor's hand much either, breathing out a little more to relax now that they weren't smashing through brains and bodies. “should probably get you to your office. safe and secure.”















