think i'll try defying gravity

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Too damn pretty to eat! 

Note to self: please stop comparing yourself to able-bodied people. You are not able-bodied and you are not going to be able to be productive in the same way that they are. It doesn’t mean that you are any less impressive. You are doing your best with the hand that you were dealt. That is impressive as hell. That is more than enough. You are more than enough.

I am personally insulted don’t you know dog body language? she loves it

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg