Make Every Stride Count

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. i repeat. tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. but this time a man is collecting human spines

Just saw a very serious tumblr post refer to adults age 25+ as “older adults.” I am begging you kids to go outside and interact with diverse groups of people. Please. It’s for your own good.

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

You're all so clinically stupid, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Tumblr is actually a nightclub and we all are the drunk girls in the bathroom being besties

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help