honey, did you forget that little ones like you aren't allowed to have secrets? that rule is in place to keep you safe and ensure that the grown-ups know what you need. that's why nothing involving you is hidden! privacy will only obscure your needs. i show you off to everyone for your own good.
yes, sweetheart, everyone is going to see your diaper! everyone is going to know when you need a change. everyone is going to see you get changed. they're going to know that you need to be cuffed down when you're getting changed because you're too squirmy. they're going to know that you need boosters in all your diapers because you're such a heavy wetter.
they're going to know that you get a little more excited than you can handle when your special parts get a bit of attention during your changes, and you get all leaky! they're going to understand that you're too little to have real sex, and what you're getting now is the closest you'll ever get. they're going to see how little satisfaction you're allowed to have without permission, instead getting safely sealed up beneath thick, adorable padding to make sure those sticky accidents (and all your other accidents) stay where they belong.
once you're all safely padded again, they're going to see how short of a time your diaper stays dry for. everyone's going to see what a good eater you are when you're strapped into your highchair and spoonfed all your vegetables because you can't be trusted to eat them on your own. they'll see you being fed a big bottle of formula on my lap to make sure everything runs right through you. i'll make sure they all know what's in it too, how it helps you use those pampers as often as you need to as a growing little one.
everyone is going to know about all those cute outfits i dress you in, since you're too little to dress yourself. yes, i know the skirt is too short to cover your diaper, lollipop. that's the whole point, everyone needs to be able to check you at any time. not that you'd be in a position to argue even if i didn't have a good reason for it. yes, we are going to go shopping like this. we need groceries, and you can't be left alone in the car or at home. yes, we are going to buy more diapers for you, and yes, we will have to ask the nice associate if they have your size.
ahh, i thought you might get fussy about it being made clear to everyone what a silly little baby you are. but it would be good to show everyone the solutions i have for that too, wouldn't it? whiny little ones get punishments that make them look as pathetic as they are. everyone needs to know that you're all bark and no bite, and you can easily flush out the bark with a good spanking and enema combo. you can fuss all you like, but it'll just make things worse. you're powerless. you're just a baby, and you don't get the privilege of choice unless i offer it to you.
i think last time you had a tantrum here we stopped by the hairbrush section for a new spanking implement, no? but we can switch it up this time and pick out a new belt instead! ahh, this one's nice and thick, perfect for a good bottom busting! once we're home, we'll make sure to show everyone how cute you are when you're getting an enema with a sore bottom. i'm sure they'll enjoy it as much as i do when you squirm as you try to hold it.
and yes, they are going to talk about the silly little baby to all of their friends! don't give me that look- the more adults that know about your needs, the better. after all, don't you want everyone around you to know how to take care of you best? no no, don't even answer that, i don't care what you want.
your opinions are one of the few things you can keep to yourself.
