Owlbee

I don’t care if I’ve been using a product/service loyally for YEARS, if you use AI in your ad I’m never using it again … ew

God I’m so exhausted, I should really grab some coffee so I’m exhausted and shaking.

I don’t have “anger issues” everyone else just decided to get real fucking stupid and annoying today specifically

They’re actually slow roasting me at 250°F for 7 hours tomorrow so I can’t hang out sorry :(

Hitting someone else’s vape/cig doesn’t count btw you actually don’t get lung damage from that

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you always look uncomfortable in photos it is because the camera can sense your fear and enhances it.

I’d give you a deep dish pie tin engraved with your initials but you’re not nerdy enough to understand

Slapping random flat surfaces to let my 1 year old nephew know I care about his hobbies

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to get this piece of glitter out of my eye

No more dating apps email me your application

Surf and turf. No surf please.

Born to “are you fucking stupid” forced to “well, actually! There are countless negative impacts of AI!”

I love men until they speak 🫶

Need to get a guy off your back? Easy! Send him a paragraph about the negative effects of AI

Being attracted to men is so scary what if he wears skinny jeans