we really AI'd those somnium . files

You can lie when you name things

i showed this post to my mom and she suggested i make a shirt with a png of a red delicious apple on it and text underneath that says You can lie when you name things

she’s calling red delicious the real forbidden fruit

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do