the kids on the bus go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Driver: Aw, thanks :)

4th Grader: You look like Harry Potter!

- Yesterday we went to the beach for my sisters birthday. In Antarctica!

- Yesterday I broke both my legs! It’s better now.

- Yesterday there was a coyote in my backyard, so I grabbed it by the tail and spun it around seven times and threw it back into its home.

- Yesterday there was a burglar in my house and I shot him in the chest and cut off his arms!

- Yesterday there was a ghost under my bed, and I kicked it! (Other kid: you can’t kick ghosts)

- Yesterday a kid fainted in PE class and she died and I did CPR and she came back to life

- One time I couldn’t find my brother for two days but it turned out he was just sleeping in his room but it turned out actually it was a killer disguised as my brother and it turned out my brother was in his closet for two days and the killer chased me around until my mom beat him up with a rake!

- Did you know rocks are made when you put stuff together really tight for millions of years? I know because I made rocks for millions of years and then I built the mountains and then I built all the buildings and I built this country