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To anybody not in the Neopets community yâall are missing the craziest hobby dramaâ˘ď¸ right now. Basically tl;dr is that Neopetsâ parent company announced that Neopets would be releasing THOUSANDS of NFTs without even telling the actual staff team responsible for the Neopets site. They literally initially state that they think the NFT announcement is a scam. Once it comes into light that itâs not a scam, Neopets users very very loudly protest this and vocally state that they are against this decision, which goes completely ignored. More details pop up and the whole thing starts to look really suspicious: The NFTs are going to be produced and managed via a third party company that just popped up about a month ago. They are affiliated with Neopetsâ parent company in nebulous ways that suggests money laundering. They run an official Neopets Metaverse Discord where the word âgayâ is autobanned by a bot but the word âfaggotâ gets thrown around (as well as alleged racism and transphobia going unmoderated). When people in the server complain about this one of the mods starts spewing insane NFTbro accusations that the people complaining are just trying to spread anti-NFT propaganda or something. Later, itâs revealed that the NFTs themselves are made using stolen/uncredited assets from a Neopets fan site. This is revealed because they donât even bother to fix a visual glitch that is unique to that site. They refuse to address this or give credit when itâs pointed out, so they arenât just taking assets without acknowledgment but this means they cannot even produce their own damn art for the thing. NFTbros start joining Neopets and hacking/buying old accounts to act like long time players in âsupportâ of NFTs. Actual users start protesting with log-off days, unsubscribing from premium membership, sending anti-NFT art to the art gallery, etc. Sketchy Neopets Metaverse Twitter starts promoing NSFW/18+ NFT projects and posting 4chan-tier NFTbro wojak memes (think âvirgin X chad Yâ type stuff), totally obliterating the whole âNeopets is a family friendly all-ages game where even writing that your Neopets are married to each other or saying the word cuCUMber can get you bannedâ thing. Finally, most recently, Neopetsâ Metaverse announces their end goal plans for the Neopets NFT project: An entirely pay-to-play version of the site, where everything you do is powered by cryptocurrency microtransactions. To make matters worse, this announcement reveals that the third party does not know a SINGLE THING about Neopets, and describes âpay to playâ features that literally are not a thing on the site, while not mentioning a single aspect of the site that is actually possible. This is alongside the fact that the actual, FREE to play Neopets website is currently almost completely unplayable since they have not converted it since Flash died. This makes it look like Neopets is slowly being switched over to entirely pay-to-play via cryptocurrency microtransactions.
Here are the real kickers:
1. Neopets actually did a cryptocurrency project a few years ago. The project died with a whimper and never saw any end results, leaving a ton of people having sunk their money into something completely worthless.
2. The âNFTsâ are literally just randomly generated stock Neopets. With thousands and thousands of pet/color/clothing combinations to choose from, they all inevitably look like absolute shit. You cannot dress them up, change their color or species or outfit, or even name or care for them or pick their gender. And given the nature of NFTs, your âownershipâ of them at all is nebulous at best. Functionally, you have significantly more ownership of your Neopet by just making a damn account on the website and creating it there for free, where you have full customization abilities and it is attached directly to your account information.
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Additionally: they didnât even use their own site to generate the neopet images. They used images from a neopets dressup fansite, Dress to Impress. Then, when they were caught due to a glitched image unique to the site, they replaced the giveaway image silently.
So this is a thing
This is actually a great mod. It speaks the truth.
why do they look so concerned
They give children
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this is so bad this is the worst thing

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Iâve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehogâs a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! Thatâs right, he took his hedgehog-fuckinâ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was âthis big,â and I said âthatâs disgusting,â so Iâm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, youâve got a small dick, Itâs the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hereâs what my dong looks like! Thatâs right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows â look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, Iâm gonna fuck the Earth! Thatâs right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except Iâm not gonna piss on the Earth, Iâm gonna go higher!! Iâm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Iâm so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that itâs appearance isnât made up
this is how they look in all the models
this is how they actually look
like they really fucking look like that. in real life
viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they arenât even ALIVE
thereâs something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase âhotly debatedâ in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & oneâs like âof course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasiaâ and another one just looks him in the eye and says âiâl kill you in real life, kevinâ

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Beatles songs sound the same. They all have that part in the song where the vocals get all compressed and radio-y and then they say something like:Â âMister willy and his big fat hands are gonna smack your mummies glands until the cows come homeâ with a piano every half bar and then everyone over the age of 40 decides to never listen to any other genre of music or new group ever again.Â
Death can catch these hands
if i was a fullmetal alchemist character id probably last like two episodes because i cant draw circles to save my life, on my first try i draw something like this and it explodes in my face because its just so fucking awful
âhow did you get the title of Canât Draw Fuck Shit Alchemist?â
âyou get one guess buddyâ
you try and transmute something into a weapon and it comes out like Sord

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A MOTHER STANDS TALL WATCHING FOR THREATS AS HER NEWBORN CALF STRUGGLES TO STAND UP
It happens this year folksâŚ