Students say things

'It's too wet to drink pepsi'

Florida is the florida of florida

I'm eating salty chips and pretending to be an ogre.

student 1: I love you

"Christianism is just one big RPG game" -someone in philosophy class

thank you to everyone who has made my college a fucking good two years. I wish you the best going forward. I started this college with as - (what ever the fuck THAT? , why the fuck was my hair hair that short? why the fuck was I that mean in secondary school FUCKING HELL? ) and end with someine very different thanks because of the people I was surrounded by. you were all great people and even if we don't see each other again, I wish you the best in whatever you want to do. please drink some water

Oh yes. Fetishing wheelchairs

what's my bus body count?

If I was pansexual I would 100% fuck that thing

I'm not buying you 20 pounds worth of haribo you fat fuck

student 1: so your gonna sit there, drinking hot chocolate, while your girlfriend is crying

student 1: who died?

It's not nudes, it's my laptop.

Student 1: It's really windy

Can you be gay and homophobic?

It's not racist, it's gay