Cabin Pressure

A lovely idea! March 20th everyone!

I love Christmas, it’s my equal favourite time of year with my birthday,summer, Easter, mum’s birthday and lent.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DRESSED YOU MERRY GENTLEMEN

Because we probably shouldn’t let the CAA examiner know we use vital safety equipment as oven gloves.

Wall charts can lie, Martin, notoriously deceitful, the wall chart.

Anyone who needs the operation of a whistle explained to them, deserves to drown

Those are just two of the circumstances under which you should not call. Other such circumstances include the following: any circumstances.

If you don’t mind me saying so, that question is entirely against the spirit of Surprising Rice.

“So if anybody on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight-deck. Thank you.”

“Arthur, break the emergency glass! I require my Biggles hat.”