Out of Context Biology Diagrams

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

Rude

Deeply curious as to what there are 146 1/2 of

That's figure 146 1/2 in the book's deeply chaotic organizational structure. (The next plate appears to be fig. 151...)

Totally normal and logical way to number your figures, well done, no notes

Deeply curious as to what there are 146 1/2 of

Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

The cruising altitude of a moose is actually a couple meters below sea level

Pokemon trainers chilling at the water gym

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

All right, for this diagram I'll need a (rolls dice) rodent that is (spins wheel) gay and (throws dart) has a passion for graphic design. For bonus points please include (stares at the clouds for a few minutes) 7 text bubbles labeled 3.2 through 6.2 in an absolutely unhinged order.

does it indicate anything about me that I immediately recognized what paper this figure is from

they made a fruit fly sex panopticon and no one told me about it, what is science education coming to

Unquestionably one of the funniest things I own is the draft first chapter of an evolutionary biology textbook written by one of my grad professors, in which he made approximately 1/3 of the figures himself in MS Paint with absolutely no graphic design skills or artistic ability.

He had been banned from teaching undergrads and shunted to teaching graduate classes, in the hopes that we would be able to decipher his mad genius ramblings. These hopes were in vain.

Mood

Dyeing for science