Maybe I could be. Maybe I was.

titties… breasts even… the world is a remarkable place

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow