hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)

hi quick question, can i fuck the demons

why do i even go on this website anymore

katy perry means nothing to me but teenage dream is always gonna slap

opens a google document that’s enough for today

old people asking “what are you doing?” when you’re on your phone or laptop are the worst bc how do explain that i’m having three separate conversations, reading abt water vs milk in hot chocolate discourse, stalking someone on social media and searching for a very specific meme all at the same time to someone who doesn’t understand how texting works

can someone explain to me how sam smith has gotten away w/ singing the same damn song for the last 3 years

God made me unphotogenic to keep me humble and i respect that