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"Hah, sorry..."

She's not really sure what she's apologizing for, but either way she felt the need to say it... Kiwi didn't even do anything but just stand there, she really tried to get closer but as soon as the little Smallfry moved closer, she was hiding in her squid form.

"...He's so tiny, I know he won't hurt me... Yet it's like it's linked in my head that makes my body go into danger mode..."

She leans forward a bit, resting her chin on her hands.

❝ [name] is my bud. i even get a bit jealous of his/her/their other friends! ❞

❝ yes, i am in fact [name]. how did you see through my disguise? ❞

❝ let go of my sausage! ❞

❝ it would be really cool if we started dating. i’m just saying. no pressure, though. ❞

❝ i really think we’d be perfect together. you should definitely go out with me. ❞

❝ hey! so. um… what was i gonna say? i can’t remember now… ❞

❝ saying i’m tired makes me feel instantly about a hundred times more tired. ❞

❝ i could go for a whole month without seeing anyone and be just fine. ❞

❝ wait… what was i just doing? ❞

❝ i’m going to start trying harder than i ever have… starting tomorrow. ❞

❝ i’ve gotta live life to the FULLEST, or i’ll just EXPLODE! ❞

❝ i think my job as a friend is to stop my buddies from being dumb. it’s tough! ❞

❝ the little things make me the most happy. kittens are little, for instance. ❞

❝ i wish my hair was… better. know what i mean? ❞

❝ this hairstyle is starting to get on my nerves. it’s just… i don’t even know. ❞

❝ i’ve been thinking of changing my hairstyle. i’m picturing… zebra stripes! ❞

❝ it’s so hot, i can barely think. one plus one is… OH NO! I CAN’T REMEMBER! ❞

❝ if [name] were in a pickle, i’d eat the pickle and get him/her/them out! ❞

❝ the bugs… they won’t stop. they’ll never stop. ❞

❝ i’m always shocked when a stranger is kind. it’s like, what are you after, dude? ❞

❝ i never talk behind people’s backs, unless they’re in the front seat and i’m in the back. ❞

❝ i’m addicted to gossip. which reminds me… did you hear about you know who? ❞

❝ did you hear what happened to [name]? it made me giggle! ❞

❝ you never hear bad rumours about [name]. it’s suspicious… ❞

❝ i was wondering if you could… treat me better than everyone else. pretty please? ❞

❝ you’re cold as ice. ❞

❝ have you ever called a flight attendant “mommy”? by accident, of course. ❞

❝ i’ll give you some milk if you go out with me! ❞

❝ i feel great! let’s have a dance-off! it’s all been leading up to this! ❞

❝ one day everyone will recognize how great i am. that’s my dream. ❞

❝ i hate smiling for photos. who is the photographer to tell me what to do? ❞

❝ [name] is so gosh-darn good looking. just sayin’. ❞

❝ i don’t like to mope when i fail. that would be a lot of moping. ❞

❝ i lose momentum by wednesday. weeks are too long, dude. ❞

❝ i’ve never cried during a movie. not even one tear. ❞

❝ i’m trying to do all my own cooking these days. i am so hungry. ❞

❝ it’s hard work being me. i try to shield my friends from this bitter truth. ❞

❝ i’m great at sports. all sports. even the dumb ones. ❞

❝ i’m so fly, i’m an annoyance! um… wait… ❞

❝ i went and bought the roasted chestnuts you wanted. wanna go out with me now? ❞

❝ i’m happiest when i’m asleep. is that weird? ❞

❝ caring about what others think sure is exhausting! you agree, right?! ❞

❝ you’re so cold-blooded, [name]! it’s like talking to a dinosaur! ❞

❝ everyone has cringeworthy memories they’d rather forget. ❞

❝ everyone has cringeworthy memories they’d rather forget. except me, ha ha. ❞

❝ i’m pretty cool now that i know all about how to use my laptop! ❞

❝ fans are cool. now i’m gonna be cool too! ❞

❝ i’m so cool… ❞

❝ revolution! ❞