Shapes that your Body Makes

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

Sorry for being horny, but like, life is hard and so am I

Beautiful furry bushes!

Hot, muscular, uncut guys roughhousing by the pool

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

official linguistics post

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism