emilie

After sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone isn’t really that appealing anymore.

seniors: enjoy your last year cause before u know it you’ll be forced to leave ur dogs & I don’t think anyone is mentally prepared for that

raise your hand if you can’t stop saying “nice” to everything

introverts everywhere.

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

napping together is my kind of date

want deep sexts on your dash?

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex* *silence* gay people on tv show: *exist* ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

if u get painless periods u better fuckig thank the universe for sparing ur poor soul becayse death is taking me i am suffering

I need someone who's okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

I’m that needy bitch that needs there to be an “i” in front of the “love you” or I won’t take it to heart lol