siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think weâve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

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siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think weâve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

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zoey did the absolute most
THE DEATH DROP AT THE END IM ScrEAMIKDN
Maisie Williamsâs cute âdateâ to the Emmys (x)
Peter traded his Emmy for Maisieâs date
He looks so proud of it
This photograph is better than any photoshop

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Shoes that scream while you run
âheâs 24 months oldâ bitch your son is two
Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): âYes hello, I would like to -â
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: âUh, sorry, what I want to do is -â
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: âNo, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -â
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: âArnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! ⌠Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.â
me: âI love and forgive him.â
Customer: âDonât, he doesnât deserve it. Anyway, Iâm calling about -â
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before Iâd said more than: âThereâs a goat-â the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, âYeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. Thatâs Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.âÂ
Trolled by a fucking goat.Â
iâm fucking dying âyeah thatâs brendaâ
one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didnât know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered âwhat the fuckâ

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Normally I donât post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
youâre stranded on an islandÂ
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
youâre in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
youâre lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
youâre on a ship thatâs sinking
you fall into ice
youâre stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
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I guess thatâs the beauty of books. When they finish they donât really finish.
Markus Zusak (via wordsnquotes)
im trying to grow as a person and not obsess over my ugliness but bitch! it is hard
âEckbankâ German Streetart

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Everything interests me, Â Â Â Â Â Â but nothing holds me.
Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (via wordsnquotes)
Quirky & Functional Ceramics by Julie Villeneuve
Canada-based artist Julie Villeneuve from Earthlings Porcelain creates stunning handmade ceramic cups, mugs and teacups inspired by her eccentric style and quirky contemporary aesthetic. Villeneuveâs desire to create functional objects with an unusual and artistic feel makes her work unique.
She usually spends her days molding, casting, designing and manually creating every piece. She tells us, ââŚEach piece can be fired up to four times at temperatures reaching over 1000ÂşC, every firing lasting a day, resulting in a labor intensive final product.â
Her wish as an artist is that hopefully, her âearthlings find a place in your hearts and homes.â Find her work in her Etsy shop.Â
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