Amaranthe

time to schedule post this a few times this month!!

Happy fuck you Amazon Thursday! I'm gonna have a post scheduled for this every Thursday until December and if it isn't resolved I'll schedule more

im sorry but when DECOLONIZE PALESTINE DOT COM, which is RUN BY PALESTINIANS, affirms that a one state solution and the end of ethnonationalist government in the holy land does NOT mean the jewish population should be expelled, you as a white westerner look really, really silly saying it does. and this goes for both paranoid zionists and antisemitic leftists who are thrilled at the concept

i never crave sandwiches but i could fuck up an italian sub right now

devil/imp girl who has "demon girls fuck for free" and "fill me with your hellspawn >_<" written on her ass as shes forced to walk around naked in the 7th circle of hell, her hands bound and a gag in her mouth just waiting to be picked up and used mercilessly by several big strong demon girls with massive knots

Happens a lot in the 7th circle of hell

Giving her little star stickers as a reward every time she cums for me

before the tower of babel there was only one slur: the human slur

Image id: a picture of the onceler. End id.

Bestie, you know you can suck my girlcock if you wanna, right? Like, I'm literally just sat here in a cute pair of shorts so like, you could just pull them to the side and start sucking my girlcock, if you wanted to! You could feel my dick get hard in your mouth and that sense of pride knowing YOU did that! You can just like, admire my girlcock bulging in my shorts and like, jokingly nuzzle into it, and then I'd make a joke about you may as well suck it while you're there and we'll both laugh but then you'd be all like 'haha, you dare me?" And I'd be all like "pfft yeah, you won't do it!" And then you could just like, pull my girlcock outta my shorts and kiss the tip before taking it all into your mouth and looking up at me with my meat buried in your throat. And maybe then, you'd be super into it and couldn't stop yourself from taking my cock from your mouth and slapping it against your face before spitting on it and giving me sloppy head while laughing, if you wanna, of course. And then when I cum, I'd cum all over your face and tongue and you'd look up and say "I dare you to kiss me" and I'd be all like "pfft, bet" and I'd kiss you, if you wanna, I guess.

2,810 notes and not a single one of you told me there was a typo. That's it. I'm revoking girlcock privileges.

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