crimson dreams

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

I can use excel and the toilet

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

oh do I have the game for you

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

"Women are warm and nurturing and they have powerful intuitions!" is benevolent sexism. Benevolent sexism upholds misogyny by praising women for things women are "supposed" to be good at and romanticizing roles women are "supposed" to play under a patriarchal system.

my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated