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there’s nothing more embarrassing then not being able to go as deep as you used to like I’ve been doing this shit for five years and I’m still bad at it?

guys help do i get a nip piercing yes or no HELP

i think the closest i get to self acceptance is whenever my profs let me have an extension. there is literally no better high

Why is dying hair so stressful. I spent the past two hours trying to remove black box from my hair and now my hair is a quite yellow brown ahhhhh I need to bleach it tomorrow I can do this

it is 6am why is my roommate’s fuckass boyfriend here hello????????? like we don’t have separate bedrooms and he’s just like here??? I’m trying to relax and I feel strange that some random is in my space before the sun has even risen?

I need everyone to die right now like now now now I cannot emphasize this enough oh my god

my cuts never get infected because I’m pure of heart and full of whimsy

nothing more devastating than the transition of your parents asking you if you've been going out and making friends in university before asking you only about classes and grades instead because you won't tell them anything else lol

hi dash today is my birthday and im sad and confused and i dunno whats wrong with me. i think it's because my roommate and dad asked me if i was gonna go out for my birthday and that made me really self conscious and then when my dad called me today he said he was worried about me not having enough clothes so he bought me some and now im crying because what do you mean my parents wanna make sure im taken care of what what what anyway i think im gonna go play stardew valley and bingewatch merlin until im sleepy goodnight dash maybe i will come back later

spent way too much time trying to break open my stupid lego themed sharpener and because i'm failing i'm just writing crazy smutty jjk x reader oneshots for tumblr dot com

I posted a drabble on here like a few days ago and like one of my fav blogs liked it and reblogged it gggdhdhhgggrrrrrrr im foaming at the mouth guys hehehehehe ohhhh my godddd i have no one to talk to about this AHHHHH HAHAHAHHA