:3c

imagine meeting celebrities and they geek out over you lol

it was so nice of the watchmojo lady to do an interview with her fans

what do i do next

thanks for following my tutorial.

thats what popuko wouldve wanted

It’s Britney, bitch.

this guy i dont even know or follow just started talking to me on insta i hate this

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

she has such a beautiful voice…

who?

hatsune miku

the thot thiccens…