Who's who?

Who listens to podcasts and audiobooks, who reads magazines and books. 

When your otp share a bath, who has all the real estate, and who is curled up at the tap end.

Who’s Halloween costume is genuinely terrifying, who’s could not be less scary.

Who is first to sign them up for a duet at karaoke, who pretends to be disgruntled and protests, but is secretly just as, if not more, enthusiastic as their partner.  

When your otp move house/flat, who’s practical and throws out old belongings, who has an attachment to every inanimate object possible and vows to take everything with them. 

Who stays up to the crack of dawn to finish something, who would rather wake up early. 

Who consistently replies to texts within a couple of minutes, who either replies immediately or not at all.

Who’s super athletic and plays a sport, who comes to every game or match and screams, “thAT’S MY S/O!!! I’M GONNA MARRY THAT PERSON ONE DAY!!!”

Who's permanently sunny, who's the grumpiest grump to ever walk the earth - but turns into a happy sunshine as soon as they're with their partner.

When your otp first start dating, who always buys them flowers, who doesn’t have the heart to tell them that they have seriously bad hay-fever. 

Who says they take their coffee as ‘dark and bitter as their soul’, who starts making the sweetest, milkiest coffee of all time for the former.

When they go travelling, who could lose everything and anything, who looks after all the important documents now, since *the incident*

Who would end every important email with 'lol no worries if not tho' so as not to sound too forward or forceful, who's become part time motivational speaker and full time proof-reader for their partners messages.

Who comes home one night and mutters "it's quiet, too quiet", who slowly rounds the corner saying "okay, so, before you get mad--"

Who didn't realise it was a white wash, who now has a lot of baby pink clothes thanks to the addition of a red shirt.

Who’s ridiculously competitive, who has had to remind them more than once “please chill out, its just connect 4″.