Elena: You would eat yourself?

the uncharted series is 18 years old today!?? anyway happy birthday uncharted 1 here's some doods <3

Nate: C’mon. I’m always careful.

Nate: *turns around and immediately hits his head on the wall*

Nate: Ow! I did not see that!

Elena: …

Enemy: You think I care about that?

Nate: No, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Enemy: Wha--

Elena: Oh, are you finally proposing?

Nate:

Nate: How did you know??

Elena: Honey, you've dropped the ring five times since we started dinner.

Nate:

Sully: He's drunk.

Charlie: Aaaaand?

Sully: He saw a picture of Elena's boyfriend.

Charlie: But... he is Elena's boyfriend!

Nyx *trying to figure out how to woo Tamlin's uninterested daughter*: Hey mum, how did you fall in love with dad?

Feyre *chuckling*: Well, it all started when I went Under the Mountain.

I broke my arm and he came to visit me. Instead of fixing it out of the kindness of his heart, he wanted to make a bargain. When I said no, he twisted my arm so hard that I screamed, so I agreed. Otherwise, I might have died of infection.

Then he drugged me and made me dance for him until I got so sick that I vomited.

Once we were finally free and we could be together, he found out that we were mates and didn't tell me, but he did tell all of your aunties and uncles. I was a little mad, so we made a promise to never lie to each other or keep secrets.

Then when I was pregnant with you, he found out that it could kill me, but he kept it a secret from me, even though we'd promised to never keep secrets, but he did tell all of your aunties and uncles who didn't tell me either!

Nyx: 😟

Feyre: 😃😐😶 ... that was... fucked up, actually.

AO3 Collection ・Guidelines ・ Event Masterlist

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Nightmares and Dreamlight by @star-captain for @kestrel-tree

Feysand Art, Playlist and Coloring Sheet by @witchlingsandwyverns for @reverie-tales

I'd Block the Sun by @kestrel-tree for @colteyes

A Million Lifetimes by @thegloweringcastle for @sideralwriting

Love at First Sight's for Suckers by @rosanna-writer for @the-lonelybarricade

if you ever think you got it wrong by @the-lonelybarricade for @shallyne

rare as the glimmer of a comet in the sky by @rosanna-writer for @star-captain

Blossoming in Winter by @popjunkie42-blog for @witchlingsandwyverns

Flicker in the night and playlist by @belabellissima for @darling-archeron

Snow Mountain by @sideralwriting for @rosanna-writer

I Get to Love You and playlist by @reverie-tales for @dreamlandreader

Foolish Fire by @dreamlandreader for @popjunkie42-blog

At the Mercy of the Stars and playlist by @starfall-spirit for @eat0crow

Kiss Me Again by @charliespringsleftconverse for @thegloweringcastle

In Any Lifetime Darling by @darling-archeron for @charliespringsleftconverse

We Bleed the Same by @the-lonelybarricade for @belabellissima

(Are We) Out of the Woods and Epilogue by @shallyne for @starfall-spirit

Bright as the Stars by @moonlightazriel for @itsthedoodle

Feyre: *stumbles into the room, covered in mud and blood, wyrm carcass thrown over her shoulder*

Rhysand: