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Hey, babes! I know I suck and have totally abandoned this blog (i’m a lil shit like that, unfortunately), but i’ve just lost complete interest in TVD this season and as much as I love Bon Bon and always will, I’ve decided to step back from this fandom.

But I am going to be around on a new indie blog, heeeey ~ The 100 is my new love, as is Raven Reyes. So if you guys are down, come find me over there! I do crossovers on that blog too, so you don’t have to be in the same fandom, of course. 

make me choose: anonymous asked: katherine or bonnie — fightinginalovewar asked: caroline or bonnie.

otherworldlybennett and scientistleopoldfitz // thedoctoreleven

(even though olly is like never on his rp accounts anymore w/e) 

But Cawser and Olly are my bff’s, and we’ll probs kill each other if we ever actually move in together. If Irina doesn’t kill us first ofc. Anyway, you two are the best and ily forever. ❤

Next up, the amazing people I’ve met since making this blog, who are equally important and some of the nicest people I’ve had the pleasure of talking to/ rp-ing with, even if just recently or barely: 

ofozzieandsquaddie ifrownedthisface starsoswald raggedycustard twelvestrikesnow agirloutofblackpool thespraggmeister onceamerryman justalonelymonster gentlexsoul themasterinthetardis prxperlyreal ofbowtiesandeyebrows captainjackoftorchwood ivegotsomereadingtodo darkjohnsmith theseareattackingeyebrows allonsx ofegomania s0ldierdan

I’m probably forgetting a few people because I have a brain the size of a peanut. So if I am forgetting you, I apologize but I still love you okay? Don’t hate me xoxo

Next up, the people I’ve just started rp-ing with/ talking to and/or just admire from a distance and/or hoping we rp more in 2015!: 

yesscarfgirl magxstra drunkenxenthusiasm the-11-doctor ownperson thistimefeelsnew notxscientist twinheartxd proofhehasaheart whole-armies-turn-and-run alwxysxthere littlelight-oflove 

Again, I’m sure there are more people I’d put on this list, but there are so many lovely people I can’t keep track of you all!

and last but not least, my blogroll, because I love everyone I follow, even if I might’ve forgotten you on this follow forever~ ( x )

The Intro—

Hello to everyone that I’ve tagged! Most of ya don’t know me, but I know all of you! (That sounds slightly stalkerish, so let me start over.) My name is Jess and I’m the mun for several muses— seriously, the list is so long, that it has its own page, here— and I’m an indie rph. 

I’ve been following some of y’all on tumblr for quite a while. Unfortunately, due to lack of time— no thanks to having a million muses, being a college student and running an rph— I haven’t been able to roleplay with many of you. So instead, I stalk and admire each of you and your incredible muses. (And occasionally I send ya friendly nonnie messages or nonnie memes.)

The Peeps Whose Writing and Threads Only Get Better With Time— TVD [Bonnie] Edition

otherworldlybennett ☃ selfsacrificing ☃ magichotline ☃ the-bon-fire ☃ littlewxtch ☃ magicxfix ☃ witchyjuju ☃ invinciblesnowflake ☃ bumblebeebennett ☃ bewitchedbonnie ☃ littlebennettbitch ☃ jinglebennett ☃ icxnholdon ☃ servantofnature ☃ thetownsavior ☃ & unfortunately, I don’t follow enough of y’all but the few that are on here are so special to me; you’ve developed this character so much. you’ve all flourished magnificently as writers.

So Thanks—

Thank you, to each and every one of you. A handful of you follow me on my indie rp accounts and another handful of you follow my rph, but each and every one of you, brighten up my dash (and my day) all year round. You’ve all helped me achieve 300+ on thequeenofindie and 100+ on each of my active muses.

And normally, I’d offer to gift y’all something for Christmas, but since there’s so many of you, I’d never be done making gifs, icons, gif icons, banners, promos, etc. So consider this gigantic promo, my gift to each and every one of you. Also, any and all requests that you may have, feel free to send em my way. My ask and my requests are always open to you guys.

you know i’m no good au where muse a has never been able to stay in a relationship very long without cheating. muse b is the good guy/girl that falls for the wrong guy/girl, but neither of them want to end the relationship. instead, the relationship is sour and filled with muse a being unfaithful, but also filled with cute little couple-y moments.

do i wanna know? au where muse a and muse b have never been awfully compatible as friends, but find themselves in a ‘friends with benefits’ situation before they both realise there’s something a little more when the sex becomes more intense then ‘friends’. they’re constantly on each other’s mind, but neither want to admit until they’re both drinking and smoking cigarettes late at night after a booty call.

stop me au where muse a and muse b flee their town after their robbery goes wrong and they murder two people. they travel around scamming and gambling for their money and living week-to-week in shabby hotels or the back of their impala as they travel around america living like royalty on the roads while the police and fbi are attempting to track them down.

they just don’t know you au where muse a and muse b are dating, but muse a’s parents and family dislike muse b with a passion. muse a eventually lies about breaking the relationship off, but continues to see muse b secretly at night time and constantly needs reassuring that muse b isn’t the heartbreaker her parents and friends are saying he/she is.

wherever you are au where muse a called off their relationship with muse b, as muse a’s career requires a lot of travel. months later, and neither muse a nor muse b are over the breakup and continuously write un-sent letters, text messages and phone calls to each other. muse b is never even sure where in the world muse a is, but continues to write letters that he/she leaves under their bed.

super rich kids au where muse a and muse b are elite socialites with very rich parents, maids and everything handed to them. bored with their life, they begin ditching their rich friends to spend their days on the other side of town, eating at crappy burger places, spending their time ‘slumming’ and actually enjoying themselves for once.

i will follow you into the dark au where muse a passes away in a tragic accident, but doesn’t pass from the spirit world into heaven/hell, instead remaining on earth. muse b is the only person who can see muse a, so both spend their time as they did before muse a passed though muse b receives strange glances and worried talks from his/her family.

lying is the most fun a girl can have au where muse a and muse b have ended their very toxic relationship, but can’t seem to keep their hands off of each other. they continuously still argue, hit, scream and fight with each other, but also enjoy angry hook-ups with hair-pulling and spanking whenever they find themselves arguing. they assure you, they’re not together any more.

blank space au where muse a is a wealthy bachelor/ette and muse b is a serial dater that transforms her/himself into whatever their current prospect wants in a partner, before slowly becoming a nightmare to love, with screaming fights and broken windows. but, by this point, muse a is too far in to let go.

I know I missed people and if you aren’t here you’re still awesome. And here;

● abuse ( emotional, physical, drug etc.)

● crime ( murder, kidnapping, theft etc.)

● action ( fighting, races, weapons etc.)

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.