veilgarden last call

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

Fallen London is like what if a piece of the most wonderful beautiful world ever dreamt up (by the biggest names in interactive fiction, no less) was just hidden behind this button you must press 16 times. And after that there will be a button you must press 17 times. And after that

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

wait i literally like to play and draw