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enough with all this angel girl bullshit. I’m a cunt 

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there's also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can't go wrong

People be like oh you’re in your 20s you have a whole life to live but I already feel as if I’ve missed every opportunity and made all the wrong decisions and it’s just fucked now

daily reminder that Mormonism absolutely deserves every bit of mockery it gets and then some. i have sympathy for kids born into that cult trying to escape it, but the religion itself was created within living memory to justify racism and polygamy and im not going to get shamed into walking on eggshells around it

it's crazy how my ass is so fat and im so kind and pretty. it's just unreasonable.

i hate pessimistic takes on human nature so much

saying humans are inherently bad just excuses you from doing the work to improve yourself and the world around you. saying humans are inherently selfish means there's no reason to even try to make things better. and for some reason people think these are radical takes, that they're being smart or philosophical by saying humanity is doomed - these are not new takes. you're just catholic.

you have to believe that people are inherently good. you have to. why have hearts if not to love, hands if not to hold, minds if not to dream. you can't ignore love. there's some good in this world, mr frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

bdsm enjoyers r onto something. i think we should incorporate aftercare into just hanging out. i need a buddy to hold me and say “that was really fun and you seemed normal”