for once I’d like a person to hit on me who isn’t three times my age
How about someone who’s much younger than u ;3
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for once I’d like a person to hit on me who isn’t three times my age
How about someone who’s much younger than u ;3

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NOO!! FISH! WHERE DID YOU GO?!
I approach you, call you a “funky fella”, then leave.
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Wow. Thank you... so much for these... words of wisdom. I don’t think I could have done the thing without this. The moment I read this inspiring paragraph, I transcended space and time. My acne cleared. My grades skyrocketed. Sudden rain of cash money fell upon my unsuspecting head and I wept. Suddenly there were people and some woman asked me to kiss her baby. Wow.
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You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth
You
Fool
I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength
I AT T A CK
We must be quick!!!
What a happy ending

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It’s me borth
If you are fish, is this hatching day
I’m a, Im an fucking adult.
How do i deal with that
Have you tried crying??? Like, a lot of crying??
I wanna sew him a nice jacket but he’ll eat it
That moment when
You make jokes about being depressed & then ur neurologist actually diagnosed you with depression
Date ideas:
-Go to Costco, get food from the food court, then sit in the parking lot and look at pigeons for an hour
-(Getting high is optional) Go to a skating rink with heelys on
-Walk around the park and find nice things (sticks, leaves, rocks, etc) that remind you of your S/O
-Watching eachother’s favorite movies and preparing little theme parties
-Pillow forts! You can even team up with another couple and have pillow wars
-Build a bear! Obviously.
-Go find a place to play chess!
-Go look at some art them
-Farmer’s market. Extra points if you find a vendor with succulents and either you buy one for your S/O or they buy one for you
-Cuddling and looking 4 pet costumes
-Making a haunted house and scaring children together
-Doing Cool costumes and scaring/ impressing kids!
-Going to the zoo to debate about the purposes of ostriches
-Wander around downtown/the mall

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Chaotic neutral is using the word ‘McFucking’ in polite conversation.
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For stress ;)
MY BOY GRADUATED PUPPY TRAINING CLASS IM SO PROUD OF MY BOY

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