My NEETs

Osomatsu: i just cant choose which kind of armpit is better, shaved or hairy. with shaved armpits, theyre easier to lick the sweat off of and with them you cant get any hair in your mouth and choke. with hairy armpits, though, it may be harder to lick the sweat off of them and theres a life hazard in them, but thats all part of the fun. you can make it like a game of trying not to die/finding the sweat and licking it off. also when ur cold u can bury ur face in a hairy armpit and you’ll be warm in no time

Todomatsu doesn’t have his heart because he sold it for a Suutaba coupon 

Once there was 30 cats in the closet. It was my fault.

I had to get surgery on my eye cause Jyushimatsu licked it after eating a whole bag of spicy chips.

Jyushimatsu has a Tattletail farm

Todomatsu owns Wendy’s twitter

Ichimatsu and Todomatsu actually own CinemaSins

Ichimatsu took Jyushimatsu to the Salt and Pepper diner