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objectively hilarious that my kinks boil down to "people are nice to me and patient with me and they tell me they like me" like damn bitch what did the world do to you ????

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

not sure who needs to hear this but everything is gonna be okay :) the sun will always be warm, your favorite song will always touch your soul, warm bread will always be so delicious, and the stars will always shine so bright and pretty for us to admire ⭐:)

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

Apparently Americans are going on there and yelling "Look what you guys are doing to the Uyghurs!" and getting hit back with "Um, look what YOU guys are doing to the Palestinians" and everyone is realizing that the problem is with the governments and not with Joe Smith/Zhang Li Wei who's just going to work and buying groceries and trying to make a little comfortable space for himself and his loved ones just like they are and honestly I can't think of a better thing to happen to both countries.

being neglected as a child makes being an adult so funny because you go to the grocery store & think everyone is going to beat you to death