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@oshudragon
Reblog if your muse likes puns!

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“I like this one better than my new ones!”
“Would you just hurry up and pick something already!?”
I’ve reinvented myself once. And I can do it again.
Brandon Stanton (via quotemadness)
“Have we met…?”
First Meeting / Icebreakers
“I’m afraid not but I have heard of you…You’re the wife of that imbecileSima Yi.”
First Meeting / Icebreakers
“Hi, I’m ______.”
“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
“Need a ride?”
“How are you?”
“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
“What’s your name?”
“Thank you.”
“You just saved my life!”
“Move the fuck out of my way.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Asshole.”
“Would you like anything?”
“You’re gorgeous.”
“Do I know you?”
“Uh, that’s my spot.”
“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
“Checking in?”
“Can I sit here?”
“May I buy you a drink?”
“I can spot you, if you want.”
“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
“You look cold, take my jacket.”
“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
“Bride or groom?”
“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
“Hey, is he bothering you?”
“Don’t give up your day job.”
“…Dude, your fly’s down.”
“I think you have the wrong number.”
“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Is this seat taken?”
“Here you dropped this.”
“You remind me of someone.”
“Will you be taking this?”
“May I take your order?”
“How are you?”
“You look familiar, have we met before?”
“Be careful next time.”
“Hey, could you help me?”
“Help me!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Are you alright?!”
“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
“I think I may have seen you before…”
“Hey! Watch it!”
“Oh my god are you okay?”
“Have we met…?”
“Were you at that one party?”
“Remember me?”
“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
“Hey, is that your dog?”
“Service takes forever here.”
“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
“Can you turn that music down?”
“People are trying to sleep!”
“I’m your new neighbour.”
“Is that who I think it is?”
“Be quiet!”
“Is that your son/daughter?”
“I’ve read about you.“

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Reblog if
smutxmemes:
you’re open to roleplay the following:
● abuse ( emotional, physical, drug etc.)
● crime ( murder, kidnapping, theft etc.)
● action ( fighting, races, weapons etc.)
● relationships as ( enemies, gangs etc.)
“You are not the first to underestimate me based on my appearance.”
⊰ 🌸; Abℴut & Ruℓℯs. ⊱ penned by Misa.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AN RPER THAT ENJOYS CROSS OVERS
I need more people to follow and play with.
@oshudragon liked this for a starter!
“Ohh, what do we have here? Sorry, little man - road’s closed up ahead. You wouldn’t want those scary demons getting you, now would you?”
“Shouldn’t you be making clothes for your granddaughter Grandma?”
“Are you crazy?” (just any muse will do)
As Masamune on the front during their battle against the resistance,things went to a misunderstanding on Xiahou Yuan,as he was on support fire using his bow..
The One-eyed Dragon was too aggressive,it may lead him to a quicker end of his life.
“Hold it right there junior,You were on the frontlines too much on putting an end on this battle.. and now you calling me crazy?”
Considering he knows that he’s a very decent gunman, He’s able to distract the enemy from the others and putting his attention towards him so the forces can do a sneak attack against the coalition.
“Too much? I been distracting the enemy long enough for them to put their attention to me! while you’re busy missing your shots!”

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“Please don’t leave me alone.” (Hope this is okay. :'3)
RP starters: Miscellaneous angst
“Don’t you have anyone else to keep you company?...I don’t have time to babysit you.”
"You’re so weird.”“
Sentence Meme sentences.
⊰ 🌸 ⊱: —“ Pardon? How am I weird..—?”
“Just how you go into battle with just a whip?”
Sentence Meme sentences
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Are you even listening to yourself?”
“Are you sure they won’t find out?”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
“Are you threatening me?”
“Be mine.”
“Do I know you?”
“Do you love me?”
“Do you remember this?”
“Do you trust me?”
“Don’t go.”
“Don’t let me die”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Don’t make me beg.”
“Don’t you dare come near me!”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Explain yourself.”
“For you, I would _____”
“Give it back.”
“Give me another chance.”
“Have you ever even done this before?”
“How drunk are you right now?”
“I already regret this.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“I can’t believe you missed that.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“I can’t even look at you.”
“I could kill you!”
“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
“I didn’t do it.”“
“I didn’t know you could do that.”
“I don’t want to look at you right now.”
“I guess this is goodbye.”
“I hate you.”
“I have to go.”
“I just want to cuddle.”
“I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you.”
“I miss you so very much.”
“I missed you.”
“I need a drink.”
“I need a hug.”
“I never really loved you.”
“I owe you.”
“I think I broke it.”
“I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
“I think I’m forgetting something.”
“I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you.”
“I want to be yours.”
“I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”
“I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’ve never heard that one before.”
“If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?”
“It was me”
“It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes.”
“Just go.”
“Just leave me alone.”
“Just let me die.”
“Just relax.”
“Just what did we do last night?”
“Kiss me you idiot.”
“Kiss me.”
“Make me.”
“Marry me?”
“My Parents don’t know”
“My parents know.”“
"Never again.”
“Nh, don’t be so rough!”
“No, that can’t be my baby.”
“No! You can’t die on me now!”
“Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!”
“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
“Shut up and listen.”
“Take responsibility.”
“That isn’t mine.”
“That looked easier on TV.”
“That sounds painful.”
“That was a bad plan.”
“That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
“They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar.”
“This stays between us.”
“Truth hurts, don’t it?”
“Want to hear a secret?”
“We need to talk.”
“We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected.”
“What are we doing here?”
“What are you afraid of?”
“What are you touching?”
“What are you?”
“What do you need?”
“What happened to you?”
“What have I done this time?”
“What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“What were you thinking?”
“Where are my clothes?”
“Where did you find this?”
“Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?”
“Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?”
“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
“You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!”
“You coward.”
“You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!”
“You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!”
“You mean everything to me.”
“You owe me.”
“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”
“You’re all out of ____.”
“You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me.”
“You’re pregnant and It’s mine”
“You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.”“
"You’re under arrest.”
Give me a FC and I’ll come up with an OC using them.
Warning: May include tragic backstory
OOC:
I know I’m “only” 21 but the RP world often makes me feel so incredibly old with all these 14&15 year olds and such. So…how about, reblog if you’re a roleplayer and you’re 20+.

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RP starters: Miscellaneous angst
content warning: suicidal thoughts.
“I should’t have left you.”
“I’m here for you.”
“I’ll kill that son of a bitch who did this to you.”
“Please let me help you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay?”
“Don’t you dare to leave me, not now.”
“You didn’t deserve any of this.”
“Please tell me this is a nightmare.”
“Shh, it’s okay.. you’re safe now.”
“Why are you crying?”
“I can’t believe I did this to you.”
“I won’t let anyone hurt you again.”
“I don’t want you to die.”
“Talk to me.”
“I fucked up, alright? I’m sorry.”
“Where were you? I was so worried!”
“Stop saying you’re fine when you’re obviously not.”
“Seeing you like this hurts me.”
“I don’t want to live anymore.”
“Can you please just.. go away?”
“I’m worthless.”
“I’m sorry, please don’t be mad at me.”
“I’m going to die.”
“It’s nothing, I swear.”
“I don’t want to talk about it so just drop it.”
“Please don’t leave me alone.”
“Nobody would care if I’d just.. disappear.”