Yoonseok_is_fever

YG: Taehyung

TH: bitch my name contains eight letters

YG: I am sorry did I say Taehyung? I meant Taekook

JK: [sobbing] atleast he ships us

TH: aww bab—

YG: you call them brownie? No kidding, but my stool is darker than this

JK: I hope you choke on your own spit and die

TH: what are you humming chim?

YG: Don't—

JM: You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it. I see it, I like it, I want it, I got—

YG: [throwing flip-flop at him] I hate it, I smash it, I hate it, I smash it. I hate your voice, gee stop, just damn it!

NJ: cuz that's what birds? Fly?

SJ: no, cuz if they flew over the bay, they will be called bagels

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YG: ...

SJ: *putting knife on Hobi's neck* I said Knock-Knock

YG: *gulps* who's there?

SJ: Ya

YG: Ya- who?

SJ: sorry, I prefer google

*wind shield laughter*

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SJ: Jungkook, you know why Jimin is mean?

JK: *with glassy eyes* why hyungie?

SJ: Cuz shorter people are closer to hell

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