who the fuck cares

i don’t know anything about culture i am just at my house

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

I need a frame of reference here

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Those lil dudes from Stardew Valley b like \[. .]/