`` I'm afraid I have some bad news, sir. I'm afraid you don't have much time left in this world. ``
`` Are you sure, Doc? There's nothing we can do? Hey, wait, put me down! ``
`` No. ``
*CHOMP*
`` How. . . eggcelent. ``
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`` I'm afraid I have some bad news, sir. I'm afraid you don't have much time left in this world. ``
`` Are you sure, Doc? There's nothing we can do? Hey, wait, put me down! ``
`` No. ``
*CHOMP*
`` How. . . eggcelent. ``

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`` So, this is how are things are to be? Can't help but think these guys are bigger dumbasses than the beastkin. ``
>Hazama cannot help that he finds the current struggle to be the single most pathetic thing he's ever seen.
`` My, my! It seems that poor ol' me has missed a bit. What on earth is even going on anymore? ``
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"My, such a familiar face—♥"
Upon a low built ledge lounges the mischievous woman, elfin digits extending to pluck the blackened fedora from atop verdant tufts to garner attention. Pressing it gently onto her own, silky tresses, one leg crosses leisurely over the other. "It’s been quite some time, hmm? I hope you haven’t gotten into too much trouble since we last spoke.”
`` Hmm? ``
Above him perched a familiar woman, one whose voice and presence prompted the man to peer upward at her. It did not take long for Hazama's memory to stir and for the various images of the woman past to resurface. A cheery, nonchalant smile graced the serpent's lips, though his motives were all but gleeful.
`` Oho! Look who we have here. It's been a long time, hasn't it, miss? Ahh, I must apologize, though, for I'm not exactly sure what trouble you might be referencing! After all, my feet are as dry as could be! "
So, after being consumed with work for so long, I'm about to get on the ball and start terrorizing getting active again!

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TO: ALL CONTACTS FROM: WENDY MARVELL
What do you do when you want to spend time with a boy, but there’s a small chance he might eat you?
TO: WENDY MARVELL FROM: ???
Poison yourself. If he tries anything funny, you'll both die! Or take a rolled up newspaper.
There are egg containers lying all across Hazama's apartments. He's eaten so many boiled eggs he's turned into an egg.
`` . . . Worth it. `
The unenlightened masses were ignorant, as scared of their own shadow as they were at the prospect of death -- it sickened the green haired spectre, made him want to vomit hatred and ill will toward the so called good samaritans of hive city. The citizens of the hive were so preccoupied themselves that they never noticed that the intelligence officer had been silently scheming, plotting the most dastardly and evil plot since the days of yore.
And so, they could feel it: an aura so evil that it chilled the blood and chilled the air. The snake wore a twisted smile and a gaze filled with delight, his soul brimming with a sadistic and selfish happiness that threatened to overflow. It was time to hatch his plot.
`` Kyeheh. Those dumbasses couldn't stop me if they tried. ``
Behind the intelligence officer was a giant object, composed of steel and the cold fury of the unfortunate laborers the scientists no doubt hid away. Call it a makeshift cauldron, if you will. Hazama positioned himself just moments away from his target, and with a hefty lift, he threw the container with all of his might!
SMASH!
A window burst with shards of glass littering the floor, and like a deranged villain in the night, Hazama leapt through the remnants of the window and landed on the other side with ease, glass crunching beneath his footsteps. Inside, he scoured the empty building, and came to what he was looking for.
`` . . They're beautiful. ``
Hazama took all of the eggs, stashed them into a bag, and hastily jumped out of the window -- catching his foot on the sill and falling in the process -- before he hobbled off into the night. Those guys are the grocery store are gonna be pissed off tomorow.
Baras? More like a bunch of shaved apes. Go put your clothes on.
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[Jaws theme plays in the background.]
[Jaws theme intensifies.]
[JAWS THEME INTENSIFIES.]
"You mean more eggs for Rubber Soul"
Nope. Take his eggs this time and he'll kill you.
More eggs for Hazama.
"III AM RUBBER SOOOUL! ME AND MY STAND: YELLOW TEMPERANCE, WILL TAKE OVER THIS CITY AND MAKE EVERYONE HERE BEND TO MY WILL! THAT IS MY DECREE!"
"Your hardboiled egg was the first of many GENEROUS SACRIFICES you will be making for me, from now on, ALL of your food will be given to MEEEE!"
"AND SOON, SO WILL EVERYBODYS! ALL OF THEIR FOOD, MONEY, HOUSES, THEY WILL ALL BE MINE OR ELSE THEY WILL BE EATEN AS WELL!"
"DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND?!"
What a speech. Too bad Hazama didn't listen to a word of it, and instead, took to finding ways to preoccupy himself while the buffoon rambled on. He clipped his nails, filed them, balanced his checkbook, read a book, sent a few text messages, and even had time to send Noel Vermillion a message telling her to get him another crate of eggs. At the end, Hazama finally turns back to the man with a bemused expression and yawns.
`` No. ``
"You DARE deny me food? Do you know who I am?"
Rubber Soul shot Yellow Temperance out towards the man’s face, the yellow blob grabbed the egg right out of his mouth and pulled it back towards its master. He plucked the egg out of the goo and popped it into his mouth.
"I am Rubber Soul! The handsomest man in all of Hive City! I am also THE HUNGRIEST! DOOO YOUUU UNDERSTAAAAND?"
`` Yes. And no. Should I? ``
At first, the green haired intellectual acted the role of a nonchalant intelligence officer with the NOL, until that bigheaded freak launched some sort of amorphous blog to pluck the egg from his mouth. Slowly, a wave of dread and murderous intent washed over the pair, though the smile never left the black clad individual.
`` . . . I'm sorry, who? I was too busy staring at that shitty weave of yours to hear a thing you said. ``

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shslsyoko replied to your post:My, these eggs are awfully delicious. What a great...
(is this what happened to that egg thing a while ago)
tinyfists replied to your post:My, these eggs are awfully delicious. What a great...
hope you’re egg-cited