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When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

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"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now
I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.
Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.
Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."
haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with
Quite the cast this season!
Threshold has me in a chokehold I’m afraid.
Also I confess my rendition of Jack was heavily inspired by @capesch-arts version with that impish grin. It just fit him so well!

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i always think it's funny when media makes super serious references to 'murders in the rue morgue' because it's like. of course it's a profoundly influential mystery short story, introducing concepts that are still staples of the genre today. however it's also the one where the orangutan did it. like it's very dark and mysterious but at the end of the day the orangutan did it
2, 8, 10, and 19 for the book asks? 👁️
book asks ! 2. top five books of all time oh my goddd.d oh ym gdo. okay. i think when we start talking top five books of all time, we start moving into the 'books that personally mean a lot to me' rather than books I think are the best written or what have you. so without ado here's five: (1) Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Study in Scarlet: really just the entire Sherlock Holmes series. a series that has imprinted on my brain so thoroughly that a well-done homage will make me tear up. second place in the mystery section would be Agatha Christie's Poirot series, as I was actually a Christie reader before I was a Doyle reader.
(2) Sam Kean's The Disappearing Spoon: a brief exploration into the discovery of the elements and just a profoundly excitable, interested view about the history of chemistry. I love everything Kean has ever written, and there's just something about how invested he gets in his investigations - where you can almost feel the chemist's joy as they finally brew up polonium or whatever - that really gets me.
(3) Preston and Child's Relic (The Pendergast Series #1): it's funny that this is in my top five, as I eventually dropped the series (....16 or 17 books in) due to lack of interest. but it's everything I personally love reading and everything I try to infuse in my writing: an eccentric but kindly detective, an absolutely out of this world mystery, and barely-tied plot details holding it together. I've found a lot of books are almost like. idk. scared??? to press the boundary of what they think is realistic. not sure with the pendergast series, which is full metal all the time.
(4) The Poisoner's Handbook by Deborah Blum: an exploration as to the history of forensic toxicology. look, as someone who was really disheartened about the state of modern forensics research, it's so nice to read about the people who are so desperate to use science for justice. people who were pulling together scraps in their labs with nothing at all! just trying to identify poisons! it's one of my favorites to this day.
(5) Anxious People by Fredrik Backman: it's funny, Anxious People never seems to be anyone's favorite Backman book and to me it was the shining star of the sky. it's my favorite hopecore book: yes being alive is hard, yes life is deeply unfair, yes we can still try, yes it's not too late to form a connection with another human person. Anxious People really hit that sweet spot for me - I never relate to books about mental health that take it with deadly seriousness, because I do believe in my heart of hearts that existing in the modern world is a little bit absurd. Nor do I really relate to the Midnight Library style, which basically pushes you to just gratitude your way out of it.
8. what is the first book you remember reading yourself?
definitely one of margaret peterson haddix's broods: she's the first author whose location I memorized in the library. quite possibly it was among the hidden or just ella, both of which I have very vivid memories about! 10. do you have a guilty fav? not a specific guilty fav, but man am I a sucker for shitty thrillers. you know the ones. they have covers that look like this. they're never good. the characters are never good. you're never like, oh my god 'You are Fatally Invited' changed my life. different fucking animal after reading 'Zetas Till We Die'. however, then you'll uncover an actually good one (One Perfect Couple by Ruth Ware) and it's like someone taught you how to make bread from grain. oh right thrillers CAN be good instead of brittle aphid-filled husks. 19. most disliked popular book?
this is going to be. sort of obscure perhaps. but when you're talking Thee Classic Literary Detectives, I swear to god that Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe is like. in the top ten. and i've tried to read him SO many times. i want to like him so badly. there's so many. there's a fleshed out watson character. an eccentric detective. but I just can't do it man. every time I open the first book, I get a quarter way in before I tap out.
book asks:
book you’ve reread the most times?
top 5 books of all time?
what is your favourite genre?
what sections of a bookstore do you browse?
where do you buy books?
what books have you read in the last month?
is there a series/book that got you into reading?
what is the first book you remember reading yourself?
when do you tend to read most?
do you have a guilty fav?
what non-fiction books do you like if any?
did you enjoy any compulsory high school readings?
do you have a goodreads?
do you ever mark/dog ear books you own?
recommend and review a book.
how many books have you read this year?
top 5 children’s books?
do you like historical books? which time period?
most disliked popular books?
what are things you look for in a book?

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Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.
what is the funniest audio drama you've ever listened to? bonus points if the show's main genre isn't comedy
another underrated part of sherlock holmes adaptations: when sherlock acts wildly out of character in order to fulfill a specific purpose, bonus points if watson responds like 'oh, well. guess he's just lost his mind/completely changed his entire belief system. bound to happen'
addition to add: i also love when they make mycroft Thee Oldest Brother. i read a short story where mycroft expresses that though they don't see each other that often, he's always been comforted by sherlock being in the same city as him. also that he broke sherlock's childhood bully's nose. Protective Older Brother Mycroft

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I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2
My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008