really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

the Bayonetta va is apparently a blue lives matter transphobe and like fuck her may she pass away but some peoples reaction being ok whew NOW I can pre-order is so ridiculous cuz like the support towards her wasnt even about her as a person but the way the industry treats ppl in that profession. at the end of the day idc but it's just um is this who we are

FUCKING CRYING AT THE FACT THAT YALE DROPPED A STATEMENT DISAPPROVING NED… imagine cheating on ur wife w an employee and ur university that you haven’t studied at in 20 years said yo we don’t want ANYTHING to do with that guy… we didn’t teach him to do THAT

i think rob zombie was really speaking for all of us when he stressed how important it is to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of one’s dragula

FUCKHANDS MCMIKE

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