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femmes who are possessive. femmes who leave hickeys down your neck, all over your stomach and chest and thighs, who scratch down your back and chest with the intent to mark you, femmes who bite you and the mark is there for hours after. femmes who leave lipstick stains on your throat and cheeks, who make sure you smell like their perfume, who make sure everyone knows you're theirs

if you borrow a cigarette off your bartender you have to give her head in the back alley while she's on her smoke break. thems the rules.

pro tip: if you’re a beautiful angel, never buy a pack of cigarettes. if you are pure of heart they will simply come to you.

I loooooove telling femmes “yes ma’am” and watching them get all flustered like yes of course you love the way I follow your orders without any hesitation like the good service dog I am, don’t you?

wanna kiss someone so filthy you can see the string of spit and their fucked out eyes when we pull apart

It's not a want it's a need

missionary so we can share the joint

what if you had three weed smoking girlfriends and they were all constantly shotgunning you

we have fall in love with everyone again today 🙄

everyone wants to smoke me out cuz they know i can't hang and they want to make fun of me