nerf this

- To start a new experience on a new character - To make a new OC - To try out races I haven’t tried before - To make different choices based on their entirely different moral standing - To have my previous heroes stare at them like they’re about to get into a sh!tstorm these three have caused:

He was dedicated enough to shave it off, and managed to grow it back in record time

He was dedicated enough to shave it off and then proceeded to wear an identical hyperrealistic fake moustache for the next several months

His moustache has in fact been fake from the very beginning

GLaDOS: “Great, this is the part where he kills you.” Wheatley: “Hello! This is the part where I kill you!”

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You