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Huh... One of those women I knew in college who I could totally see in retrospect as having a crush on me just reached out on Insta to tell me she's moved back to my coast and getting a divorce.

I'm 99.999% sure my cousin's husband using strapped in his senior photos photography business name means the concealed gun reference. Not that he is broke or has a strap on or will wear a condom. But, you never know with conservatives these days.

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The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

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My aunt who never married answered this ss her favorite movie for the longest. Her best friend also never married.

It's rough translating consultant speak to operational speak. I feel like consultants should pick this up after a month.

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The word "vagary" keeps coming to my pre-speaking thought when I mean "vagueness." The problem is that vagary works far better for the context, but falls more politically charged.

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do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

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Voting ended onJul 21

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At over 200 years old, they are a god or a vampire.

President Donald Trump was booed during the trophy presentation ceremony following the 2026 World Cup final between Spain and Argentina.

LOVED it.

My wife thought there's a bro code between the stepson and I. Yeah, no. I tell her every about him. I have no reason he'd not about me.

I bet she thinks we like each other?

Testing is all important. Clients should not sign off on implementation in production until it's working as expected in QA/Test.

Our client: Go ahead and put this in prod.

Our client later: It doesn't seem to be working.

Us: When did it last work?

Client: Never.

Us: Does it work in Test?

Client: No.

Us: Did it ever?

Client: No.

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Dude: I don't know what that is.

Demo listed an Alienware M17x. I had to go off camera and mute to laugh way too loud.

It's a gaming laptop. From a really long time ago not long after Dell bought Alienware. Back when the brand still had a good reputation.

This is obviously someone who's an ubergeek but not into gamer culture.

A couple years ago, I took all my ITIL books home because it was clear we never actually going to use them. Looks like it's past time I bring them back to the office and re-read them.

Of course, I've had them for almost 15 years now. I need to re-read them.

The FDA said that as of Sunday, it had not found any "confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora."

Better: Once found that Taylor Farms donated to Trump, FDA changed course.

My wife: We parked in the deck by the elevators.

I incorrectly assumed the deck she talked about a few times. Not the one where she actually parked.

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deeply unserious animal

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That thing is straight-up a BUG

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Why do you have this thing

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... that can carry leprosy?

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There's a local watch party for the World Cup Final. Should be cool. Wife asked if I wanted to go and got the free tickets.

I turned on the 3rd place game. She asked, "There’s MORE?" Yeah, after the semifinal game the losers play each other. She responded, "oh, I saw something about it being pointless." The winners get bronze medals like in the Olympics.

8yo: What color is Rey's lightsaber?

Me: Which one? She found Luke's blue one and gave it to him. Later, she made one. I don't recall what color it was.

My wife on Google: The color has a meaning?

Me: Sort of. There's Canon and Legends. In Canon, red means Sith bad guys. Everything else is Jedi and meaningless. In Legends, Jedi Guardians who did peacekeeping were blue, so like Obi-Wan and Anakin. Jedi Consulars who had deep connection used green, so Luke in Return of the Jedi showed up with one of those. I don't recall what purple like Mace Windu or yellow or white mean.

8yo: Why is my Rey toy one purple.

Me: That's Mace Windu's. The white one is Ahsoka's.

#really need to watch the movies

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