Swords Scales Swings

I reblog this every time I see it. Sometimes you just gotta do it.

If I ever don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

game devs take note

What a weird impulse. Why would you need it to look feminine? Or masculine? It’s armor to protect your body from death. Not dying should be gender neutral.

Not dying should be gender neutral

Drink the moonlight water, carve a false name into bones too large to carry, trade dirt for dirt, tell no one where you come from or where you are going.

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

I am a slut Wen on a dayte With Boye who would Manipulate I’m not sway’d by His saddened state- I say okay I fuck his mayte

The only good addition to this post

these look……………………succulent

like. please watch this video of sir patrick stewart adopting a pitbull 

“thank you for that that was a very nice greeting” this is so calm and cute i’m tearing up

This is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life of living

@donottouchmychicken

if ur a chick & ur fave character growing up was shego from kim possible there is a 99.99999999999% chance that u are either a huge lesbian or bisexual now

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

Amen

guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg

Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???

-all the prayer to the money post gods-

Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.

Preach it ! Need those bills payed

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

theyre plotting how to kill thier respective husbands and run away to naples together 

Mood.