she was born as music ,

 Really? I’ve never heard anyone use that other than my grandmother. I wasn’t ware you were a 75-year-old woman, Baylen.

Nah. I’m a lady.

Who pissed in your cereal? Jesus.

..Well, that’s a first. And a little rude. 

Even a pretty face like mine?

  I don’t think you could. I’m not a man of manners and I have no plans to become one.

See, now I'm torn. I think I like you this way, but there's so many fun ways that I could teach you. 

  Definitely a good thing! I wouldn’t want a bullet hole in me.

Well, to be honest I doubt I could even hit you, so. 

  A lesson in manners? You could try, I suppose.

I bet I could even get you to use please and thank you.

  Oh! Oh, that makes total sense! Sorry for barging in, then.

  I’m afraid I don’t know the meaning of the word.

Mmm, then maybe I should give you a lesson..

  But don’t you knock to tell people you want to come in? If it’s unlocked, i don’t need to knock.

  But… the door was unlocked?

..That doesn't mean you just come in.