garden of eden.

OPHELIA: not when you’re making almost double the money back!  OPHELIA: if not more than that i don’t keep track of ur earnings OPHELIA: maybe i want jewelry, or luxurious trips OPHELIA: he’s NOT my FAKE bff >:( he’s my real one OPHELIA: ur not gonna win anything  OPHELIA: bc i’m just not letting you  OPHELIA: i wasn’t expecting u to be so straightforward  OPHELIA: isn’t that still being a dick? and getting us in trouble?  OPHELIA: and wouldn’t you much rather see the real thing ... in person? :)  OPHELIA: now ur just lying to me

OPHELIA: it’s been over the course of months tho so it doesn’t count OPHELIA: maybe i want more than just purses, gabriel  OPHELIA: he’s not my fake bff u better take that back >:(  OPHELIA: fine but don’t cry to ur mommy when you lose  OPHELIA: i don’t need ur money so you’re wrong OPHELIA: yes, i think i gagged a little OPHELIA: why would i be doing that?  OPHELIA: and i’m not good at surprises, you gotta tell me what you want OPHELIA: who’s gonna give us the third opinion?  OPHELIA: i’m only teasing OPHELIA: you should be able to control yourself 

OPHELIA: remind me again why we aren’t roommates?  OPHELIA: i sound like a dying cat when i laugh, ava  OPHELIA: yours is the cutest OPHELIA: i don’t want u to get hurt so you don’t have to <3 but i appreciate it OPHELIA: i think it’s gonna be good ... i mean, ur adorable and you’re you, so why wouldn’t it be good?  OPHELIA: he’d be an idiot to not want to get back together OPHELIA: but i want happiness that’s gonna last a lifetime. and that’s so fucking cliche and stupid but it’s the truth. don’t tell anyone i said that tho 

OPHELIA: i haven’t even asked for anything THAT expensive OPHELIA: one purse is not going to break the bank OPHELIA: he isn’t even in love with you he’s too busy being my bff >:( OPHELIA: i really want to fight u OPHELIA: you’re a pain in my fuckin ass OPHELIA: but fine ... please, gabe  OPHELIA: no, i don’t want to forget it :) what kind of pics do you want? OPHELIA: i’m feeling generous, so now’s ur chance OPHELIA: well i have half control over this relationship and we aren’t breaking up OPHELIA: stop thinking abt it 

OPHELIA: well you’re the MOST important to me  OPHELIA: i’ll have to google it sometime, but no one wants to hear me laugh constantly  OPHELIA: i wouldn’t make u fight anyone <3 OPHELIA: i’m gonna have to talk to him before i just throw these loaded questions at him ... but i’ve got you, i’ll let you know how it goes  OPHELIA: you never know, it might be better than you think :)  OPHELIA: i don’t know if it’ll happen again, but i don’t know that it won’t, either. you’re too optimistic, you know that? and i’m too pessimistic 

OPHELIA: are you saying i have expensive habits, gabe?  OPHELIA: he’s not going to be able to stop me >:(  OPHELIA: i’m gonna chop ur feet off too then sorry i don’t make the rules  OPHELIA: i’m not the thief here  OPHELIA: i said it once and i’m not saying it again OPHELIA: you’re gonna have to make me  OPHELIA: i don’t think mal would appreciate me sending pics to you :)  OPHELIA: i’m not letting you break up with me  OPHELIA: i’ve been told i’m pretty good ... possibly the best ... 

OPHELIA: i’m not that important, babe, but i appreciate ur support  OPHELIA: is it? has science proven that?  OPHELIA: you’re gonna have to fight a lot of people OPHELIA: i’ll ask him whatever u want to know ... do you just want to know if he misses you? or if he wants to get back together?  OPHELIA: that’s a loaded question  OPHELIA: i never stopped loving him. but i’m so sick of getting hurt. and he’s already hurt me once, you know? what’s stopping him from doing it again? 

OPHELIA: that’s always your excuse, isn’t it? i’m onto you OPHELIA: i’m gonna find the certificate and burn it >:(  OPHELIA: i’m gonna chop ur hands off if you don’t stop  OPHELIA: i’ve never stolen him shut up OPHELIA: i said please the first time and i still don’t have a purse OPHELIA: send pics of what? 😇 OPHELIA: you can’t break up with your sugar baby  OPHELIA: quit thinking about me sucking ur dick now 

OPHELIA: you’ve been ignoring me and trying to steal my bff >:(  OPHELIA: he’s literally NOT your husband bc i don’t approve  OPHELIA: keep your hands away from him  OPHELIA: i didn’t steal mal from u he’s just been mia  OPHELIA: then you need to take me to the store and buy me another  OPHELIA: how am i the worst sugar baby wtf  OPHELIA: i do everything a sugar baby is supposed to do aka nothing OPHELIA: i’m not willing to, that’s why i’m refusing 

OPHELIA: shut up u make me feel way more important than i am :(  OPHELIA: how do you know i’d be laughing? OPHELIA: i’m kidding, i always laugh at myself  OPHELIA: it keeps everyone else from being able to do it for me OPHELIA: do you want me to ask him for you? because i’m down to do that, and you know i’ll be honest with you about whatever he says OPHELIA: um ... i think so? i’m not really sure OPHELIA: we dated after high school and moved here together, then everything went to shit overnight ... so it’s been a while 

OPHELIA: connected connected ... like, on some deep shit. that’s not what it translated to and u know it so stop putting words in my mouth >:( don’t call ME a binch, you fuckin snake. you’re right, you love me.  OPHELIA: hahaha. you’re so funny. i forgot to laugh.  OPHELIA: then stop being rude to me and i’ll be nice to you OPHELIA: there’s only a handful of girls who are single OPHELIA: and it’s not me, it’s not ava ... am i getting warmer? OPHELIA: no we’re not going to talk about me OPHELIA: and leave mal alone OPHELIA: you’ll have to come here for me to prove it OPHELIA: why are we fighting abt fighting  OPHELIA: that pic of u is really cute 

#tag yourself i’m monica

OPHELIA: no u and i are just connected >:( i didn’t expose myself wtf i said that it might have been me but i didn’t confirm it so fight me binch. and i’m calling u the binch, not diane. she’s an angel. and take that back  OPHELIA: i just wanted to spoon OPHELIA: ok but you are a liar and it hurts my feelings  OPHELIA: can i guess, then? OPHELIA: i promise i won’t hurt them OPHELIA: we’re talking about YOU right now. and no one, stop it OPHELIA: i don’t have to do anything i don’t want to do  OPHELIA: i’ve been telling you to fight me so ur wrong