I wanna be a toy at your birthday party

Someone bends a pet over and fucks into their hole while finishing their drink. Someone has a pet in their lap cockwarming them with their cunt while laughing with their friends. A group of people playing cards around a table, each with a toy between their legs either warming them or sucking and licking at them.

Walking over to the couch after grabbing a drink and beckoning a sweet thing over to me to kneel between my legs. Grinding against their tongue and encouraging them to get me off while I grab a controller from a friend to join the game they are playing. After I lose, predictably, I watch the others play while holding the toys head and rutting against their mouth until I cum. Dismissing the toy causally and grabbing some food from the kitchen before pulling on my harness.

As I join a conversation with some folks around a table I grab another pets hips and slide my cock into their hole. They are already sucking another friends tdick but easily allow their hips to be raised as I fuck into them. Completely ignoring them as me and my friend argue about some inane topic. When the conversation ends, pulling out of the toy, just shy of orgasm, to go join another game.

Uh hey, to the folks out there who're being genuine when they say a condom is uncomfortable---you are likely either wearing the wrong size, or experiencing an allergy. People focus a lot on length when it comes to condom size, but actually girth--how big around your dick is--is usually the main factor for why someone may be uncomfortable wearing an external condom.

How to measure your penis for a condom:

Grab either a measuring tape (preferably one that you can sterilize before and after this little endeavor), or a piece of string/yarn and a ruler. (if you use the string, you'll hold it up to your penis, pinch the string at the "measuring point," then measure the string against the ruler)

Get an erection.

Measure Length by holding your measuring tool from the base of your erect penis to the tip of your penis (Most condom lengths should accommodate most penis sizes, as having there be some extra condom not unrolled by the time you reach the base of your dick won't make the condom less effective)

Measure your girth. Wrap your measuring tool around your erection. Some guides suggest doing this at the middle, but I recommend doing this at the widest point of your penis shaft as that will likely be the place you're finding discomfort if things feel too tight. Don't use your head measurement though! Most condom brands expect the head to be a bit larger than the shaft and will make room to accommodate that. If your head is particularly big, there are condom brands that offer extra room at the tip.

Look up a condom size chart. Ripnroll . com has a pretty extensive chart with measurements and photos. You should find it if you search "Ripnroll Condom Size Chart" in your search engine of choice (not linking because tumblr)

Acquire some condoms (consider getting a variety pack if you're still unsure) and try them out by yourself or with a partner you feel comfortable with.

When you put on a condom, it should fit snugly against you. Snug in this case means their shouldn't be loose material bunching up along your shaft, but also it should feel comfortable to wear for longer periods.

If the condom is loose and bunchy that's an indication you may need a narrower condom. A condom that's too loose may slip off, tear, or cause you and your partner chafing during sex.

there have been no changes to the community guidelines yet; nsfw is still prohibited

this is one part of a wider rollout

we don’t know what the official guidelines are going to be after the full rollout and what exactly is allowed; they could only allow erotic art, for example, and still ban photographed/video porn