wild ox

Today I proclaim myself as the Carrie Bradshaw of Brooklyn

Yeah at the end of the day having a boyfriend ain’t gonna work because how I do I explain to him that I kinda need to flirt with other men because they do extra things for me like god forbid I want to make my life easier

Never tell a guy what youre into I feel like I’m in the movie the piano teacher 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Need to stop making guys say they love me when I’m high

Hachimaxxing by messing with multiple guys and fucking over all of them 💔

I drunkenly Made a guy tell me he loves me last night

I’m gonna start thinking about men the way men think about women. All dudes who are not my type do not deserve basic human decency and should maybe kts

I think I was autistic when I was little

Guys who watch nana can say they hate takumi as much as they want that doesn’t stop you from literally being takumi in the flesh buddy

The day I start talking to a guy who’s local train is the G or L train is the day you guys need to shoot and kill me

Starting a talking stage has the same every as coming down with an illness

People really don’t be playing the saxophone in dark alleyways like they used to anymore

I wish I was a dog getting fed deli meat

There is something so unique and off putting about girls born in February I just can’t put my finger on it

Ever since I was little I think I knew that other girls had something inside them that I didn’t have

When I get my own apartment my friends are so allowed to barge into my apartment unannounced like a sitcom