hope is the best and last of all things

phil “i have problems too you know” coulson

                                   But you do.

Hours after today’s massacre in Oregon, President Obama took the podium for the 15th time after a mass shooting. Sounding stern and appearing frustrated, Obama challenged Americans to respond more forcefully to this shooting. His full, impassioned statement is one every American needs to hear. 

The Nightly Show, September 24, 2015

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Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden

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When you get there, look for my mother. Give her this. Also maybe tell her I love her? Or don’t, I don’t know. Just… read the room.

Make a better world than ours, Kal.

“He was a little too much this perfect boy scout, and although Lois was feisty and strong she was still always the one being rescued. Not to say that she doesn’t get rescued in our movie, but she rescues him right back, in so many other ways, emotionally.” - Deborah Snyder

You know what I think? I think you’re just more impostors. I hope you at least know how to fake your own last rites.