I'm not short, ok!

We thought this was gonna be about teleportation but it was too boring... so. bread.

"Dream big through time!" What a quote to live by.

oh this sucks I need to (remembers to make positive affirmations) perform for you now a completely improvised play. it will have never been done before and it will never happen again. it will be oscar award winning, it will be bafta worthy and it will have a beginning, middle and end. and all I need from you now is a title.

MY BODY IS A TEMPLE OF DESTRUCTION.

an engine of war? 🥺

I see confessions about rfth over on the sfth confessions blog, and I'm baffled. Do people just not want to separate the two? Do people not know this blog exists? Do they think it's inactive?

That fact that andre beetroot (ajs character from Beetroots and murder) is canonically queer is amazing thank you alexander jeremy for making it canon woohoo yipee a great day for gay people

@murderous-beetroot

You are aware you rebloggged this from me, right?

very

That fact that andre beetroot (ajs character from Beetroots and murder) is canonically queer is amazing thank you alexander jeremy for making it canon woohoo yipee a great day for gay people

@murderous-beetroot

It's gonna be BAFTA

We're gonna dive right in.

Just realised Carlos was never able to keep his final promise to Pete and put his body in The Flow okay I’m crying now