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Askeladd: I despise the Danes. I despise all warriors. I keep everyone at arm's length. I have no friends or comrades, only enemies and those I can use my own benefit. The whole world is bullshit and I hope the day comes soon that it all ends.
Also Askeladd: Every single one of my men is about to start a mutiny but I will tell Bjorn I know about it because I know he would never go against me. I will entrust the Prince's life to him and with it all the hopes and dreams I've had since I was a child. When he asks for a final duel I will miss the first strike even thought I'm a master swordsman who is never seen missing before. As he dies in my arms I will tell him the one thing he wants to hear most and admit he was my one and only friend. I will take the cloak off my back to cover his corpse and then proceed to visibly show deep emotional turmoil despite how much I pride myself on self-control. When everything is done, I will carry him to his final resting place. I won't live without Bjorn for long and die mere days after I kill him.
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can't get over how badly askeladd wanted to be a scheming eunuch
What if Askeladd meets adult Thorfinn
Please read it from left to right

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some days ago i asked for ideas for askeladd x thors drawings on twitter, and some people suggested protective thorfinn + roman bath, this was the result
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srry these r kinda messy!! i will make more throughout the week and try to finish the other reqs as well!!
February 3 Anthology Submission: Askeladd and Thorfinn The story of Torfin's rebirth and his first cry
Thinking about when Askeladd died and he went to the red battlescape he hardly scraped his fingers against the rock before he lost his grip and fell into the battlefield.
How he probably killed just as much as he stood there and let himself be killed once he realized he wouldnât actually die. How he probably saw Bjorn there and debated whether he should try to get through to him, only to decide not to. Bjorn was right where he belonged. And so was he.
How he eventually wandered enough to find remnants of battlefields of old and came upon the Roman pillars. How he used all his strength to climb one so he sat above the rest of them and just watched, waiting for nothing.
Until one day he heard a familiar voice struggle in the cavernous rocks above.
What emotions were running through his head when he he jumped right back down into the never ending war he despised just to give Thorfinn the chance to climb up out of there for good? Relief. A bit of pride, maybe.

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Askeladd version of my previous memeland saga contribution just in time for his death day
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Floki hired Askeladd for multiple jobs over the years, not just to kill Thors.
Hear me out.
In the first scene with Floki and Askeladd, Floki comments that Askeladdâs men are âas boorish as ever.â This isnât the kind of dialogue that you would expect from someone youâre meeting for the first time. It sounds like he is familiar with Askeladdâs men.
Askeladd asking for double the payment can also be a hint that heâs had previous deals with Floki and therefore feels more comfortable/cocky in squeezing more gold out of him. Floki is a powerful man, and while Askeladd is certainly confident and cunning, I donât think heâd risk the ire of a group of Jomsvikings right after meeting them for the first time. It would make more sense if he had a feel for Flokiâs character and how far he could push his buttons before he actually pushed them.
Floki recognized Askeladd on sight when he came with Canute into Gainsborough (and seemed nervous about it). The way he addressed Askeladd directly implied that they were on closer speaking terms than âI talked to you once ten years ago and never again until nowâ. Additionally, his nervous attitude in this scene makes more sense if Askeladd had more than one piece of blackmail on him.
Look at Askeladdâs smug little smirkâŚhe knows things about Floki that would end his entire career.
If Askeladd could do something like kill Thors and succeed with basically no losses and no snitching, it would be logical that Floki would hire him for other jobs of importance.
Later in the manga, Hrafnkell (Hildâs dad) immediately speculated that Askeladdâs men were hired to kill him by either SweynâŚor Floki. What if Floki was the one to hire them to assassinate Hrafnkell?
Askeladd also mentioned in this scene that they werenât going to be paid anything if they didnât kill Hrafnkell. I think it would be funny to imagine that Floki hired them for the job and refused to do a repeat of the payment for Thorsâ assassination where he paid Askeladd half the gold upfront, so he was more stubborn about paying only after the job was completed this time.
love how exasperated he is here
A little extra: Adult Thorfinn said he knew Floki from numerous battles. If you assume that Askeladdâs band didnât fully join up with the main Danish army until Sweyn launched his big invasion in 1013, then Thorfinn must have met Floki from Askeladdâs band being independently hired to fight with them (or for them).
I understand this might be a reach but I think it would be interesting to speculate on the implications of Thorfinn having done jobs for the man who ordered his fatherâs death without knowing who he was working for.
Askeladdâs face during the duel
vs Thorsâ face during the duel
idk if someone drew it already
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Details in Hildâs backstory you might have missed:
The door to her house closes on its own, which means she probably made other cool improvements to her house that we just didnât see.
The mess in Hildâs tinkering room includes skis, and airplane, and something that looks like a gas mask.
Hrafnkell (Hildâs dad) knew that it was Askeladd and his band attacking his village. So he either knew Askeladd somehow, or they had met before, etc.
When confronted by Thorfinn, Hranfnkell immediately suspects that either Floki or Sweyn was behind this attack. This implies that he somehow has beef with them, or at least has something (land? resources? technology?) they would want. This also implies that heâs had problems with them before at some point.
âŚ..and this might imply that Floki has hired Askeladd for more than one job over the years. But thatâs more headcanon.
Askeladd and his band took a big risk raiding in Norway, according to Hranfnkell, who implied that retribution from the King of Norway himself was a possible consequence. Therefore, Askeladdâs payment for the successful murder was likely a large sum of money.
Reminder that Thorkell is a man who holds his honor as a warrior in high regard, hates cowards, and loves nothing more than he loves warâŚ
And yet when Thors âdied,â not only did he weep openly at Thorsâ funeral, but he was an emotional wreck for months afterwards. He drank, he was quicker to anger, he moped around Thorsâ house knowing the man himself wasnât there.
His biggest regret in life had nothing to do with war or battle. He regretted not following Thors when he left from Jomsborg (again, this is coming from a man who hates cowards, which Thors was when he decided to defect).
Above all else, the biggest, toughest guy in the whole series just really, really cares about his best buddy Thors. And that is so cute to me.