the mario kart game mode nintendo won’t tell you about
this is something @pagalini and i have enjoyed doing recently, so i will share it with the internet
how to enjoy death blender mode:
2 - hit that multiplayer, baybeeeee
4 - choose those sweet sweet characters
5 - under the custom rules, set the speed to 150cc (or 200 if you’re feeling frisky), items to ‘bob-ombs only’ and course to ‘choose’ (the track is important to this mode). race number is however many times you want to repeat this atrocity
6 - navigate to the leaf cup and select ‘baby park’
baby park is a short ring of a track, with a total of 7 laps rather than the usual 3. because of this, you can be affected by items used any of the racers, be they first or last place or anywhere in between.
the upshot of this is everyone racing very fast around a tiny track, desperately trying (and failing) to avoid explosions coming at them from all angles while doing their best to dish out their own destruction
winning is not the aim of this game mode - it is simply the unadulterated enjoyment of chaos in its purest from.
during the race, you are a worshipper of bacchus, god of frenzy and ecstacy, and death blender is how you express your devotion
choose each other’s racers, preferably ones with high speed and terrible turning
change the cpu to hard so that the other racers know exactly when to blow you the fuck up
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