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You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

To put it in perspective, this can be seen as a developer making a 3rd party Artstation or other portfolio website and posting artists works without their consent or awareness, and asking for tips and subscriptions to compensate the developer for their efforts. In any form, this is not okay, which is why ao3 writers need to be notified. If you'd like for me to make a tagging list of your favorite ao3 writers that are on tumblr, please feel free to send me some! Help spread the word by reblogging!

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

Youtube needs to stop recommending me this.

Gawain

He’s gonna be honest with you: Your underhanded techniques threw him off at first. But you’re his Master, he cares for you, and he tries his best not to criticize you for your methods.

He is, however, a total thot, so keep wearing that dark lipstick and those slim fitting dresses alright? He’s totally a-okay with that.

Will not hesitate to rush to your aid if someone calls you out on your combat methods. Of course, he doesn’t really need to, since you can fend for yourself, but he still wants to make sure you’re safe.

It works out fairly well in battle, you’re able to support him from the shadows while he charges in to deal with the opposition. In daylight, you two are pretty much unstoppable.

Gawain can’t really take it when you flirt with him, though. Despite his reputation as a smash-or-pass machine, brushing his thigh, biting your lip, winking at him, all those subtle gestures leave him rattled and flustered.

Arthur Pendragon (Prototype)

He is surprisingly okay with it! He’s mostly worried about you hurting yourself or getting into dangerous situations because of your techniques.

Your servant pretty much becomes somewhat of a mom towards you, honestly. 

“Master, don’t smoke, it’s bad for you!”

“Where are you going, Master? It’s cold out tonight, at least put a jacket on over…that.”

You’re not my REAL mom!

Arthur can’t help but feel an urge to protect you. No matter how many times you remind him that yes, you can defend yourself, and YES, I will kick you in the balls if you try to coddle me, he still frets over you.

King!Noctis cheating on fem!S/O Part 2

Hey guys! For today I finally decided to drop the second part of the cheating fic for Noctis. 

1st Part ; 2nd Part ; 3rd Part // Gladio cheating 1 ; 2 // Prompto cheating 1 ; 2 ; 3 // Ignis cheating 1 ; 2 // Ravus cheating

Words: 4k

Genre: Drama, broken-hearted, trying to heal, sadness, misfortune, someone tries to get revenge, (broken) family life

Spoilers: Don’t think so

Trigger warning: cheating, suicide attempt, depression, self-harm/self-destruction, breakdown (it’s in the tags, too)

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! The entire part is below the read more.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.