: |This is not a place of honor| :

ground rules. do not interact w me!!! dms freak me out sm. im not kidding. typical dni. no TERFs, no trumpies, no homophobes no transphobes.. allat.

this is main. welcome. how you found this.. idkhow. leave. i should have no followers. im just spilling my guts after quite some time of needing to build up quite some courage to post anything.

abt me!: call me cryptid! anything works rlly. any/all prns. ace. afab. be afraid to interact. very likely mentally unwell by choice. age? just guess! like taxes! you wont know until its too late!

i will post whatever comes to me. usually elaborate elaborations for fandoms im in. this includes tadc, splatoon, transformers, and many more!

i now have an ao3!!! find my main under Cryptid_In_The_Nigh5 or my splatoon pseud—XxCmmndrTartarxX! there might not b anythin rn but i swear im writing my bullshit. its alotta drafts but i promise ill be writing more

Fair warning: I AM OBJECTUM!!! I KISS ROBOTS!!! I WILL SMASH GLaDOS BOTH IN CANON AND FANON!!! theyre so pretty and cute and raaaa i love my girlies (my ps3 the ps4 and the ps5) OH!!! and have MANY F/Os mostly romantic!!! most of whom are villains/bad ppl or otherwise problematic (though i do not personally condone their actions). you may see me rb them on here!!!

btw ^ heed this warning. i make many inappropriate jokes yet i am very disgusted by the act of sex irl

anyway list of hubbands/wife undr the cut

i hope everybody who plays dandys world will do their best to quit and thus stop supporting qwel financially... or ig b like me who never liked the game itfp bc the community who plays are asshats to new players. it was the same with harry potter; though my mom made me read it after all of the stuff abt rowling came out... i just never rlly liked it anyway so it made no difference to me...

sure i can get attached.. but not with any of these series. its sorta crazy. ive rewritten all of these too bc i thought they were boring as hell (im still drafting the tadc rewrite but ill post it eventually i promise. however im not touching harry potter w a 39½ foot pole /ref who cares if it aint xmas)

also looking at my lil rewrites (ill post the rest eventually promise) so... hh/hb.. ppt.. dw.. htf.. tadc.. splatoon.. a good chunk of these are indie. not bc i dont like them: i usually write these bc i want to enjoy them to their fullest potential!.. but they end up w bad pacing or smth else just ticks me off so i just.. rewrite them. its never anything against the creators its just sometimes you can tell its their first or second project that took off and they arent quite experienced yet. we all start somewhere! (which reminds me i have an ao3 now ill go update my pinned aftr i post this) even still.. id be cautious of posting your first moderately professional projects online. but thats bc i need to hype myself to post my self indulgent fanfic... not here tho ffs